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A beefcake version of Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars, he's got a Jabba six pack and two axes.

really really poor drawing of Jabba with an x-ray view of six pairs of feet that run down the length of his body and tail. Labelled: secret feet under jabba meat

Wow you can almost see the feet on this guy!
Not a lot of people know Jabba actually has lots of little feet that are hidden by his flab. It's how he moves around

He posted this to tease me but for the past week I haven’t stopped thinking about how cool she looks

Allana Haim, victorious at FortNite

This is exactly what living with @milfparade.bsky.social is like.

Know how Tolkien talked about "Cellar door" being an especially beautiful sounding English phrase?

Well I just told my wife I'm about to watch Ghoulies on Tubi and nearly fainted.

"Ghoulies on Tubi." Mmm... Beautiful.

Give it a spin, feels great.

When I was a kid there was this kind of sentiment that other countries placed a lower value on human life than America did. What a despicable lie that was and is

The reveal that Aslan was Jesus felt like an enormous betrayal. Here I was enjoying a children's book and then they snuck in church shit? I hope it hurt when C.S. Lewis died.

These are my jam. I am certain the filling is latex with teflon seasoning but I do not care. They’re one of my “I am awake too early to be alive” indulgences

USA! (I’m sorry) USA! (I’m so sorry, I know, I know) USA! (Look, I don’t feel good about it.)

Canada's most evil man, NHL legend Wayne Gretzky, talking Team Canada hockey at the 2026 Winter Games.

"My favourite Pokemons? I don't like none to be honest. I just like watching 'em fight each other. You know, they say the Pokemons like it, like fighting each other and getting shoved into those pokeballs, but I don't think they do. And that's fine by me."
-Wayne Gretzky, Pokemon Intermission Report

This isn’t limited to lawyers. There are admin positions, investigator/mitigation specialist positions, probably HR, etc.

If you have ever wanted to work in federal criminal defense, now is the time to start sending resumes out. Most offices had been in hiring freezes for the last six months at least, and now they are looking to fill positions. Check your local listings!

Right????

The best!!

Look I am not an expert in the technology but I suspect this is an AI fuckup. I, as a legal assistant who routinely gets discovery from the DOJ, simply do not know how you fuck up in this way this badly

First they came for the casseroles
But I said nothing, because I’m not midwestern
Then they came for the plain buttered noodles,

I will miss him but I could really use that strong health & peace of mind so I’ll take it

It is actually impossible to be normal at Adelphia’s, it’s in the dress code. No tank tops, no flip flops, no acting reasonably

A paperback book - Female filmmakers collection, emerald fennel presents Wuthering Heights. And there’s a bit of horse gear on a white background like oo sexy

Saw this in a bookstore last weekend and spontaneously combusted

I was going to add that it considers itself a “nightclub” but decided that’s obvious

I can almost promise you are overthinking it

It’s possessive. It belongs to Adelphia, presumably (but it is not to my knowledge owned by anybody of that name)

“I gotta get home soon, mom says she’s making included for dessert!”

Losing my mind bc this is at the Most Divorced Bar in South Jersey (and at which I attended at least two different office Christmas parties). It is way way too on the nose

As a small-mouthed American I have never been a big bagel sammitch fan, but English muffins are my alt. A Kaiser or Portuguese roll as standard would be a dream

I am so sorry to hear he was feeling poorly, but the resulting art is really fantastic and you should both be proud of concept and execution!

How do they want this acknowledged? Should we build a statue or designate a day every year to think about the perils? What will acknowledgement accomplish? Words mean things!

Sam Darnold Out Indefinitely Generator 2.0 It's back!

The generator's still up: ilovecitr.us/darnold/

One of the few use cases for the continued existence of the internet

When the rest of my neurons are fossilized that gif will remain, it’ll be the last one to wink out

Super Bowl Champion QB Sam Darnold