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lawyer | shellback | denizen of the seaport | fintwit reply gal | epicurean | liability management enthusiast | a still better seaward peep | this goiter kills fascists

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i'm here for the an algorithm that will successfully sort and do my laundry

18.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy new year Groda πŸΎπŸŽ†πŸŒƒ

31.12.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m here for the supreme court drama where the power is out and the hero shows the callow junior associate how to shepardize using the books…

31.12.2025 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i too watched it on my flights yesterday and i agree. a bad knockoff of days of thunder. worst use ever of javier bardem.

31.12.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

logging on here for the sole purpose of finding out how the annual xmas scrabble tourney between @smtuffy.bsky.social and mom is going

23.12.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

are those the little stripy guys who are highly venomous but whose teeth are like soft toothbrushes and cannot pierce the skin?

13.10.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like some sort of proverb with potentially broader application

10.10.2025 22:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fooey

10.10.2025 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well then you’ll have to hop off there

10.10.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Throw it out the window in Rotebro

10.10.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Too soon

09.08.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this sort of thing has somehow been made worse rather than better by rideshare apps. (I say this as someone who waited an hour for an Uber at the US Open last year.)

30.06.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I put it back. I did not grab a different box no siree bob.

21.06.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was shopping in my local Gristede’s in my building 20 years ago and I picked up a box of cereal and a mouse had eaten a hole in it and oh yeah the mouse was right there on the shelf looking resentfully at me for taking its box 🐁

21.06.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pitcairn πŸ‡΅πŸ‡³ is a different story

13.05.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so exciting 🍹

02.05.2025 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'We were inspired by the Hall of Mirrors in Versaillles. And Donald Trump's bathroom.' - Crazy Rich Asians Neenah Goh: [Showing off her luxurious home to Rachel] We were inspired by the Hall of Mirrors in Versaillles. Peik Lin Goh: [softly, to Rachel] And Donald Trump's bathroom.
24.04.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.04.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tbh I think it's the prettiest city in Europe

07.04.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only

06.04.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can’t wait to see them build a container terminal there πŸ—οΈ 🚒

06.04.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is saying yeah ... not really . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is saying yeah ... not really .
06.04.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Say hello to my leetle friend πŸ’‰ (Ozempicℒ️) πŸ‡©πŸ‡°

02.04.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this so deeply

02.04.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta have some hap to have a mishap and hoo ee are they hapless

31.03.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Box breathing: How to do it, benefits, and tips Box breathing is a deep breathing technique that can help relieve stress. Also known as four-square breathing, it may reduce improve mental focus.

It’s a relaxation thing which is why the idea of doing it to β€œwake up my body” is ridiculous. (I do a slightly different version called 3-4-7 breathing which is literally better than ambien for when I can’t fall asleep.)

30.03.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The sheer amount of quackery and nonsense per column inch is staggering. Like, that’s *not* what box breathing is nor should you be doing it first thing in the morning… I could go on and on… but sure, sister, you do you!

30.03.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's giving 1998

27.03.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like that old chestnut the retroencabulator

20.03.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's all just get on Beijing time and then everyone can have their weird local folkways without all the scheduling mayhem

20.03.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0