Sarah Armento

FUCK YOU I'M NOT GOING TO ASK GEMINI. STOP TELLING ME TO ASK GEMINI.

top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

I did! My mom took me to a con when I was 10 and she signed a postcard for me. She was very nice!

A glowing neon sign that looks like the Cheshire Cat’s smiling face, mounted on the wall over my desk.

Neon sign shaped like a cat carrying a knife in its mouth.

Pink neon light shaped like a crescent moon sitting on a shelf.

Corner view of the desk in my office, lit by aforementioned neon lights.

Been redecorating my office.

[pink pony club]

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Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

Two tuxedo cats lick a Bonkers Purr Pop. My arm and hand are in the frame, holding the stem of the cat treat lollipop.

My living room smells like a massive fish die-off but rave reviews all around from these two

Colorful pink wrapper containing a Bonkers Purr Pop.

An unwrapped Purr Pop, basically a heart-shaped meat popsicle for cats.

Holy shit this smelled awful. Opening the wrapper was like being punched in the face. Cats loved it tho.

“if you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking

sorry to historypost but there's actually a clear reason for that—American Catholics are generally descended from lower-class post-independence immigrants, while (white) American Protestants, especially in the South and Northeast, are quite often descended from colonial settlers

who did this

This is just embarassing

Gaaaahhhhh if only I could bake! Or cook anything!

IDEA: fancy cake shop called Serving Bundt

We got you.

I have a copy of this!

A threatening and creepy tree I don't like at all, which speaks out of its bellybutton and is advancing towards me in tiny tree steps which it thinks I haven't noticed, and repeatedly asking me why I will not "Come inside where it is warm, for a nice treat."

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent trees I have met on walks.

You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.

as a fellow petty bitch from the south suburbs of Chicago (who also has no time for racist fascist fuckwits who demonize migrants), this pope is singing my song

OH GODDAMMIT IT’S NOT EVEN THE FINAL CHASE

Playing Silent Hill: The Short Message and man FUCK this final chase

The one where he plays God of War with Bill Hader is incredible

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

He should be asked about his "wild party" with Epstein and Musk and Thiel in 2015.

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

Selfie after my recent haircut/balayage.

Strawberry blonde ambition

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

I’m being told the movie is neither good nor suitably horny. Boo.

Worth watching?