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I need grief Waffle House

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Do bees have sex by slamming into windowpanes in clusters or do they just hate me

This is how I access Bsky

Atlanta's not a real place how? Do we fucking amuse you?

Maybe it's just a word in the West bc only other person to ever know what a harvestman is was in Vegas years ago

Just how tf is "hello" problematic and abusive? Wtf else am I gonna say, welcome them to where they already are? Am I gonna get banned from all stores if I shout back WELCOME OUT!!!!! ? Is it more appropriate to ignored them and flip a bird? Fuck me

It says people been giving me nasty looks for responding just "hello" bc "in going off script you are selfishly demanding emotional labor of the employee." NO TF I'M NOT?! I don't even like the Chic fil A employees saying "my pleasure" bc it seems exhausting

So it's like having someone shout "YOU'RE GONNA STEAL YOU'RE GONNA STEAL YOU'RE GONNA STEAL!!!" the entire time but they don't have "enough staff" if you need the case unlocked. And it's not in stock online. And it's YOUR fault for not going to the brick and mortar store where we shreik at you!

"We need 12 City to make sure we're ready to choke random bystanders in case of plane diversion from unrelated cities caused by people who did nothing wrong, threats everywhere" 💀

Ok listen if dude reportedly didn't do shit to cause the alert except chant in a language white people don't know and it wasn't even his fault for doing sum weird then WHEW NOW YALL RED DOGGING PEOPLE JUST PASSING THRU and that's a wild escalation

Ancient Italians thinking dicks and peppers are equal amounts of non sexual is a delight

Standing up for morals is good. But a lot of people seem to puss out on actual morals and just shame people for incidentals like "How DARE you shop at the only store available in the food desert, if you CARED you would walk 35 miles to the Whole Foods I can reach in 45 seconds by paying $3800 rent!"

And that growing up in a house w 5 TVs as the norm as a kid then judging people who want ONE TV as an adult as "the real problem" is just. I donno if that's between you and your parents or what but stop shaming my antique car and TV, both manufactured in late 2003

"Get fucked if you own a TV! Capitalist!" type people need to understand how often the plan to traumatize kids in poverty then dangle shit they can't have in front of them does work and they end up an adult who wants a TV for reasons other than "selfish and materialistic."

Aside from the MARTA thing can yall plz shut up about how having a passport is a sign of moral superiority. To my knowledge no blood member of my mom's family has had a passport in the history of passports and we were here way tf before all yall good passport holding mfs

In 96 my parents were like we're not doing shit that isn't an emergency during the Olympics but we'll take you somewhere fun as soon as it's over 💀

Then i just didn't post for 3 months after the funeral the last time I had a major loss bc it emphasizes how much of a game of pick up sticks this all is and if it won't be true tomorrow maybe don't say it. I will cuss everything out before the monastic silence if I need to

My brain hurts and this was a hard day and yall will not destroy the last molecule of sanity I have tryna make me take a side in a high school debate club type social discourse EVERY DAY EVEN WEEKENDS. My actual job understands I'll be back after the funeral but random jerkoffs always need blood

Don't be bragging to your family about how edgy you are for being an "urban pioneer" then have a shit fit about a ctime happened nearby so we need to evict everyonr who lived here before you. Fucking HOA brain behaviors should not travel with you

Also yall can't wait to dunk on overboard rural "I'm so scared of the city!" people in outlandish articles created to inspire profitable conflict / discourse but then do a version of it yourselves if being a gentrifier isn't totally 110% non-scary.

Like all us natives from assorted parts have seen this whirlpool of intentional gentrifying policies hit cultural force majeure over and over and it's entirely possible right now Buckhead is more hood than parts of DeKalb that used to be hood will admit to bc they want a Trader Joe's. It's a lot.

Like Buckhead is easy to point at for boujie out of touch mfs bc they flaunt it but the Beltline vibe is a lot of people who are just like that but think no one should be mad at them for it either. So keep all the poors away from my luxury apt but I will smile at them occasionally bc nice! 🤦🏻‍♀️

This is what fucks me up about Bsky brain hating Atlanta specifically bc yall CANNOT PROCESS that just bc you're so white you ended up in Buckhead w your ethnocentric friends and that looks "red" that don't mean your default settings define an ENTIRE CITY YOU ARE NEW TO

I have a 300 year old car bc relying on MARTA solely for transport is an actual impediment to getting a job that pays me enough to live in a place w a roof. I can do without the millionth "you're from a red state and Atlanta isn't blue so the bad policy change that happened in 1979 is your fault"

Hey maybe from now on yall new mfs can start off understanding that Atlanta natives are already deeply familiar w how much MARTA sucks so from there we can all come up with new ways to make it not suck, instead of another round of MARTA IS BAD BC NATIVE ATLANTANS ARE DUMB AND THINK IT IS GOOD

Also that article in NY Mag everybody's so riled up about is a full paywall so ofc I should fly into a rage defending either pro or anti natalism because I OWE that to total strangers who need to make money off emotional takes involving complex situations. Oh.

Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate is that guy who stands across the whole lane and takes personal umbridge if you try to pass

I think Jackie Brown is the more iconic moving sidewalk music intro bc she starts hauling ass at the end near the gate. I never been on a moving sidewalk in life that I didn't act like it was a treadmill I had to outrun.

If I'm not fr GenX I've certainly seen The Doom Generation an excessive number of times