Katherine N. Witham

Eddington didn’t go far enough.

Once a week I google the narrative chronological order of the Alien franchise. I don’t use AI to do it

HOT

Alls I wanna do is write

This is a flyer for a show where Rick from Pile plays in Porland at Novel with my pal Heaven's Cameras. It's a collage made from old People magazines featuring a lady playing tennis in an outfit that's not very good for the sport and several casio keyboards

If you're in and around Portland, Maine this is the show you should go to on August 3rd. @pile.bsky.social and @heavenscameras.bsky.social are guaranteed to play you songs

I fuck like a beast / W.A.S.P. and me

I hate it when my uncle that I don’t like or have a relationship with smashes the like on my IG selfie. Truly he and his son have always given “I would fuck you” vibes. I’m not delusional in thinking my uncle-cousin would want to, it’s more in that I’m a woman under the age of 40 and they are men

I’m Real J Lo Ja Rule They don’t do it, I do

My boyfriend likes songs with so much gravitas they could run for president

Interstellar Skarsgård

I always think about doing “Got You Where I Want You” by the Flys for karaoke, until I remember that unfortunate and long rap-rock outro