I hope he gets his head on at some point. I know you did your best for him.
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I hope he gets his head on at some point. I know you did your best for him.
Mark Knopfler in 1985:
Your package came.
I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.
Mr President sir, this is your top aide speaking. I am begging you to keep saying this brilliant line.
No. Because YIMBY is a cult.
That joke was funny in principle.
Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes
It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
That is not really accurate.
Interested in the "custom furnishings that lower from the ceiling to make the tight spaces work." LOL.
It isn't an affordable housing project.
If they're stopped, they're definitionally not attacks.
I find that these make it extremely difficult to move the car to a legal space.
"missiles arent real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and pilot my ship into the strait of hormuz
Reminds me of the photo op where Trump and law enforcement murdered two people at a rally.
MrBeast with a rope around his neck attached to a mine "Tied to A Mine in the Strait of Hormuz!"
MrBeast (Series, 2015 - )
DONALD TRUMP WILL GUESS YOUR SHOE SIZE. Donald Trump will guess your show size. Just by looking at you. No Measuring. No Guessing Games. No Refunds. Find out if he's right.
tbh, it’s the kind of thing you should negotiate before getting married.
Seems that the brewers were off their guard.
Paper is magic in the USA.
also this nation is founded on the belief that paper is magic.
Writing desks of Hamilton, Jefferson, Washington and Hamiltons 'laptop'.
She should return to her home planet now.
You deserve a round of applause.
Fun Fact:
"The president has four years to correct many many wrongs that exist."
Will be the campaign slogan for the 2028 Democratic Nominee
LMFAO
in other words, the first two kids inherited the musical talent.
Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see