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Reid Blakley

@abellyirked

Cartoonist & animator. Writer sometimes for Stereogum & The Scene YYC. Guitar in theplodes.bsky.social. Sweet pea of @heycallmeash.bsky.social. I’m a he. Insta: @abellyirked theplodes.bandcamp.com

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No one makes fun of Danny DeVito for being short because there’s no reason to be mean to him.

I was also bullied and *I* have a life goal of giving Ben Shapiro a swirlie (it’d be like dunking a teabag)

27.01.2026 00:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a 5’4” man I agree

27.01.2026 00:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s good and the end of it may just blow your mind (or make you go “huh interesting”)

06.12.2025 06:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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17.11.2025 21:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Gatineau bullying Ottawa]

More like SNOTtawa. I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you

11.11.2025 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok back to not paying attention to, or knowing anything about, baseball

02.11.2025 04:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I went as Gomez

01.11.2025 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just realized one of the very first things I did in November was *shave off* a moustache

01.11.2025 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can someone who’s not a chud or a tankie give me a reason to be cynical about Carney’s housing thing he announced today because it seems pretty decent compared to what I would’ve expected from the Libs

15.09.2025 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many people who would believe this also know what “hyperbole” means

30.07.2025 05:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most articles written about this pissed me off because they called it “AI” when it was clearly a deepfake

30.07.2025 02:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Might try getting into Sabbath now

23.07.2025 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like when things are brown. Sometimes it means they’re chocolate, or a dog. But then of course there’s poop.

06.07.2025 07:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

was just on a flight seated next to the current keyboard player for [famous band] and at one point he was Googling the former keyboard player

03.07.2025 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s make this relevant uhhhhh every ICE agent past and present should also be eaten by bears and also lizards and what the hey especially hungry people too.

15.06.2025 07:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you subscribe to some form of homophobia and the song doesn’t immediately reverse all of that I think you should be eaten by bears.

15.06.2025 07:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not topical and I’m not the target demographic here, but if Chappel Roan’s “The Giver” doesn’t make you feel unbounded joy I think you should hit yourself in the face for a million years until you die.

15.06.2025 07:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I were Bud Abbott I would simply not recruit multiple baseball players whose surnames are entire English sentences

25.05.2025 08:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The thing about the Who’s On First routine is that it’s premised on there being a guy whose last name is literally I Don’t Know. An 8-year-old could come up with something better

25.05.2025 08:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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20.05.2025 08:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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14.05.2025 07:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“They’re transvestigating the Pope” should be the new “they did surgery on a grape”

12.05.2025 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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08.05.2025 06:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s all subjective tho, BLAM just never completely clicked with me. But when it comes to new music I’m Team Steve.

05.05.2025 04:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My opinion on BLAM is perhaps unpopular but it is as follows: “…eh.” There’s some good songs on it but I think overall it was overcooked and undercooked at the same time, if that makes sense. I suspect this was when Steve started checking out and I think the writing suffered. E2E was pretty good tho

05.05.2025 04:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lifelong BNL fan here, the dropoff started a *little* while before Steve left but has been precipitous since 2009.

05.05.2025 02:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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02.05.2025 06:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leah Gazan for NDP leader, just putting it out there

29.04.2025 07:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we not please

28.04.2025 07:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0