Dave Doyle

nyt website currently resembles one of those mock covers people made before 2016 election: economy floundering, war in the middle east, scandal-plagued cabinet sec, brazen corruption....

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If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I went from weighing 298 pounds in my late teens to cycling more than 500 miles across California in a week in my mid-40s.

Bluesky overindexes on humorless scolds and people doing identity formation by arguing with something you didn't say but that doesn't make it an echo chamber; it means the place has an institutional culture, and I much prefer that culture to fending off Nazis with a block button that doesn't work

So here's the thing: I think movies should be good. I notice that teevee people often feel differently: I notice that teevee people often say things like, "It gets good in the second season," as though it is normal or desirable to watch something bad for seven hours before it "gets good"

Todd @ Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5. Canal RIOS 508 MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

He's never happening no matter how hard you try.

Sometimes I watch highlights of Orlando Magic era Shaq and then think about Draymond Green saying he'd shut prime Shaq down, meanwhile Orlando Shaq was literally getting games stopped because he broke the fucking backboards.

A list of my last 15 calls, all of them telemarketers and spam.

I will vote for anyone who backs legislation to launch the people responsible for this straight into the fucking sun.

I am NOT looking forward to two more months of saturation ads with these two knobs slobbering over who is more loyal to Trump.

you’re laughing? iran is lobbing missiles at linkedin mutants, techbros and ufc fighters and you’re laughing?

/Stock market tanking, war with seven different countries, gas prices set to spike, CEOs laying off thousands to justify AI investments

"Guys, don't kill the golden goose! You wouldn't want to see what it's like without this magical goose!"

Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”

*gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”

3 Screenshots from the movie "Idiocracy" (2006): First, a barren landscape filled with mountains of garbage and a dilapidated vehicle perched on top, under a hazy sky. Second, a man in drab clothing stands amidst a pile of trash in a dimly lit room, appearing contemplative. Third, a magazine cover with bold text reading "HOT NAKED CHICKS & WORLD REPORT" dated March 3, 2505, featuring a woman's face.

Mar 3rd 2505 - The Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505. This awoke Joe Bauers from a long forgotten suspended animation experiment.

📽️📅 Idiocracy (2006)

"look what this conservative influencer said now!" no, I don't give a fuck and quite frankly if YOU care I'm having second thoughts about you too.

the same bros that think the US could successfully prosecute a land war in Iran think they could win a point off of Serena Williams at tennis

VJ is a class act man... hugged the lady after accidentally kicking her in the face

He was in the exact right place and moment in time for people (not just Italians) to connect with a legit working-class immigrant story.

The whole Trump administration is just rooting around in complicated systems - regional balances of power, state legitimacy, funding for global health - and ripping wires out, and they've frankly been lucky that they've ripped out so many wires without electrocuting themselves. Won't last forever.

My country has been trying to rewin World War II for 80 years now. Get over yourselves for fuck’s sake

#Caturday at the opera

See, it's easy to denounce this straight up instead of politely asking the administration to pretty please give the American people an explanation when they have a sec

Not to threadjack but I once saw Suicidal open for Queensryche and that was the most awesomely mismatched concert I ever attended.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

The “practically skilled people” were the first to mentally crack during the pandemic because they couldn’t go to Applebee’s.