You are weak and i pity you. Real men snort plant semen like its cocaine
13.03.2026 03:09
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You are weak and i pity you. Real men snort plant semen like its cocaine
Oh my god you too??? Our forecast was 43-71 today, and it never got above 50 😭😭😭
Ooh, so close, but that is actually Wleft
That time in college when my best friend chased me down the dorm hallway, sat on my chest to hold me down, used one hand to pin my hands above my head, and used the other hand to shove his sweaty lax practice socks into my mouth
Went to get a haircut today, i’m sitting there vibing while this lady cuts my hair and out of nowhere she points at my eyebrow and goes “you want me to fix those too?”
Like dogdamn lady you aint have to put my ass on blast like that 😭
Idk what GA’s driver training is teaching ppl, but its clearly NOT “what to do at a green arrow” bc NONE of these ppl have any idea
Go. Gun it. Hit the gas. Do not wait at the line, you ride the ass of the car ahead of you so as many of us can make it through as possible. 🤬
Ugh i see those on the beltline sometimes and it just looks like a horrible accident waiting to happen, for rider and pedestrians both
That time in college when my best friend chased me down the dorm hallway, sat on my chest to hold me down, used one hand to pin my hands above my head, and used the other hand to shove his sweaty lax practice socks into my mouth
**Googles “haircuts for receding hairlines”** (shut up its not funny)
Literally every result: “Any haircut will look great on you, you just have to be confident in your look!”
Okay great, already failed step 1, do you have any haircuts that DON’T require changing my entire personality
Jesus what the entire fuck did i do to my back last night, feels like somebody cracked my ass like a glowstick (and not in the fun way)
Bark… 🥱 bark… baaarrrkkk… 😴😴😴
CUTIE? CUTIE!!!!
Prove it 😏
bluesky being immediately negatively polarized into going with skeets because we were asked not to was the first sign that we were going to make it as a posting site
every true posting forum declares forever war against the mods
🚨 GEAR NIGHT: TONIGHT 3/11 | 8 PM @ Atlanta Eagle
Come out for everyone’s favorite monthly gear event at @AtlantaEagle!
🎵 DJ Rob Reum is on the decks in Bar II! Throw down with house beats all night long.
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Girl you wouldnt know what to do with the hole 💅😂
First thing i’m doing when i get paid in a couple days: buying a new pair of rollerblades. Aint no reason to be driving anywhere when the weather is this goddamn nice
Wow thanks Citizen app, im so glad to know two people died in FUCKING ILLINOIS. I’ll make sure to not go there i guess???
Hi 😍
Seconding From and Pluribus!
There’s “From” on MGM+, if you’re in the mood for Lost vibes
“The Good Place” is always good to watch if you havent before. Or rewatch if you have
Uhhhh that’s all i can think of rn lol
Boy if you dont bring me that fuckin W2 rn i swear to god
Pups looking after pups! Who wants more pup on pup action?
Love to see it! Love to experience it more 🥺👉👈
Like, “Hit Me Baby One More Time” is sensual and is even named for something I’m liable to say during sex… but it’s not very fuckable.
Now, “Dragula”? That beat’s great for hitting the gas and for pounding that ass 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
When yall make sex playlists, is your criteria “songs about sex” or “songs with sexable beats”?
Bc i’ve started adding energetic songs with hard and fast beats, but now my sex playlist just looks like my driving playlist and long story short I’m about to start craving road head on the interstate
Got news from an old friend that one of my ex-students is really starting to make a name for himself in the professional world and its got me a little emotional bc i NEVER get to see what my students became after they graduated. At least now I have confirmation that one of them is thriving ☺️
Psycuck chair
