Brendan J. Middlename Murphy

We’ve grown complacent with ‘hint of lime’ technology. It’s supposed to be a treat!

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse should produce a movie about a LOST superfan that kidnaps them and forces them to fix it.

Dan Simmons is definitely out there ‘glowering’ somewhere.

I’m looking for the biography and memoir midden.

Well I just learned it’s “Ay Caramba!” and not, “like a rock!” and I’m like… pretty peak El Scorcho.

I want a Bugonia sweater.

I just realized as an adult I still assume the bark relay communication system in 101 Dalmatians is plausible.

Beginning to feel guilty because I think my dog knows what’s going on at the Olympics and feels like he’s missing out.

Running around firing both pistols in the air daring all comers to rhyme “kombucha” is indeed, such a vibe.

We can put Katy Perry in space but we can’t make frozen soft pretzel that will adhere a satisfactory level of salt?!

High Seventeen!

Country of Dog just won something.

Listen,

Taught them … how to love?

That was a The Coup (Oakland) reference, no?

BOWBOW

These Olympics are definitely responsible for another Zoolander sequel.

Ayatollah once, ayatollah million times.

“FRED”

No one’s topping ever that.

A Mercury Marquis?

Yes, but more terrifying are the implications of his syntactic research, with MIT’s, now incorporated into our current AI industrial complex!

A bounce house of butt flesh.

GNARFACE

[The options are overwhelming]

You’re saying we can’t handle that truth?

Speaking as a Wimbledon champion, that’s not how it works. You can’t just pass it on.

Adequate, adequate, adequate…

This is beautiful, like Babe Ruth hitting a home run off Jesus.

Shall I be mother?