Dr Karsten A. Loepelmann

I just put Benefiber in my coffee, and I think I’ve reached peak adulting.

The AI takeover:

Ma'am, I've been using email for 40 years. Please don't tell me to "check my spam folder."

An ASMR video but it’s me running my nails down a chalkboard.

I THINK I’M ALWAYS OVERDOING THINGS!!!!!!!!1!

I don’t think I’ve turned her on in a long time.

I have an affiliation with a female, but the “chores” module seems glitchy.

So, your man is no longer available?

There’s nothing like working a long, hard day to come home and spend two long, hard hours making dinner.

I'm at the weight where pounds and kilograms are the same.

You sound confident so I accept your explanation. It’s 2026 after all.

I really don't understand the phrase "meteoric rise." 🤔

Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.

I’ll be adding asbestos croutons to my salads

I’m starting to think I should decrease my microplastics consumption.

Oh ChatGPT, you overly optimistic fool.

Wishes From ChatGPT for Higher Education in 2026
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