RIP to the GOAT of all comedy GOATs. She made every movie, every episode of TV, every scene better with her presence. RIP queen. The world was already going to hell in a hand basket, but at least we had you to make us giggle on the way down.
The good news is if I need book marketing, I have an endless stream of experts reaching out to me via email every five minutes.
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Check out my winning title and explore all the best audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals of the year here: www.audible.com/ep/best-of-t...
I’m thrilled to share that Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World was selected as one of @audible’s #BestOfTheYear for 2025!
in fact, i heard a french woman say it the other day and i couldn't help but bust out into laughter.
my fifth grade french teacher made sure to teach us the word for seal and it stuck with me ever since
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort, like the one between #fredegund and #brunhilda, which completely re-shaped Europe! #medieval #rivals3 #frenemies #humoroushistory #audible
i can't unsee that!
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Next up: the feud between #douglasmacarthur and #harrystruman that nearly started World War III. #koreanwar #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Everyone knows about Kellogg's cereal, but do you know about the decades long feud that changed breakfast forever? #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
My dark comedy, Gazoon Heist, is now out on Audible!
www.audible.com/pd/Gazoon-He...
Gazoon Heist:
"These shenanigans began the night I took Dolly to threaten Santa."
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book!
“It had already been a long, exhausting day when the girl’s body washed up on the bank of the Brightwash.” - Legacy of the Brightwash
Thank you!
A city in chaos!
The theft of a Confederate memorial plunges a once-sleepy Southern town into a dystopian nightmare. Can 14-year-old Ignatius, his brilliant 8-year-old sister Dolly, and their misfit friends solve the mystery and save the day?
GAZOON HEIST is out now!
(btw, if you've read an advance copy, feel free to drop a review! It will be a huge help.) #gazoonheist #resist a.co/d/aLh6it1
My latest book, GAZOON HEIST, comes out in one week!
Proud moment: The wonderful #normanbridwell of #cliffordthebigreddog fame, once sent me a letter saying how much he loved #mrpants
Evil sandwiches, 2024-25, bread and filling on granite. #evilsandwich
glad you're enjoying!
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"Beyond that, Hegseth said that NATO will not come to the rescue of any European nation involved in that force if it is attacked by Russia."
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Law ain’t worth nothing if no one fights to uphold it. If we all just shrug our collective shoulders, it don’t matter what’s written down in some yellowed piece of paper; some idiot is gonna run roughshod over everything until someone else stops him.
I wrote this 5 years ago. Little did I know it would be relevant. Gazoon Heist coming April 1st!
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
yes, definitely, but first we need to stop the f*scist takeover
saw you mention this on the scribblers and was happy to see it here. following!
Want a free advance eBook copy of my new book? All I ask is for an honest review. (Even just 25 reviews on release day would be HUGE.) Link below. #supportauthors #yathriller #yadystopia
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