* ahem * C-3PO (pushes glasses up nose so far it pierces brain, dies)
(I know itβs Bud. But itβs also Ed. Bud Harris. Look, this interview is over)
lol
BOFAβ¦
ABYSS but the deepcore crew finds out Ed made it because heβs still posting memes.
I went to the wrong theater.
The Cuban Missile *Opportunity*
My answer to provoke boos at conventions is that she didnβt exist for a few more years. ;)
π
Thatβs right.
Mothma was taking her vacation days that don't carryover to next fiscal.
At the end of A New Hope, Leia gives Luke and Han their employee badges and lanyards. Chewie is a contractor who has to be signed in. #canon
Fiddle Around and Find Out
Babu Frik proportions.
A mattress tagged with βThe only thing worse than AI are the people that are using itβ
βLetβs harvest a few Billionaires and watch the rest fall in line, real fastβ¦β
Mattress speech. Very much a neighborhood phenomenon.
Excellent pull.
In the 90s comics, Ki-Ad-Mundi was the only non-forklift certified member of the Jedi Council, but publishing explained that an exception was made as his home planet of Cerea was overladen with pallets.
Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber
"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."
Time for a BSG reboot.
From Larry Hamaβs sole example of writing in this particular galaxy.
Just read this: "I wish the Indy sequels were grounded and gritty like 'Raiders'."
"Raiders" ended with GHOSTS
Homerβs hand picking up a can of cat ear medicine from the fridge
I got a lot riding on this.
The only one who could ever reach me /
Was the son of aβ¦
The correct kind of bee flew into my bonnet.
βYou miss 100 percent of the dogs you donβt shoot.β
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Head's up, new Masked Singer.