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Author. Scribbler. LFL old-timer. San Francisco. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±

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a man wearing sunglasses talking on a cell phone with the words we did it joe on the bottom Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses talking on a cell phone with the words we did it joe on the bottom
06.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

* ahem * C-3PO (pushes glasses up nose so far it pierces brain, dies)

06.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(I know it’s Bud. But it’s also Ed. Bud Harris. Look, this interview is over)

06.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

06.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BOFA…

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ABYSS but the deepcore crew finds out Ed made it because he’s still posting memes.

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the wrong theater.

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Cuban Missile *Opportunity*

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

My answer to provoke boos at conventions is that she didn’t exist for a few more years. ;)

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

06.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right.

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Mothma was taking her vacation days that don't carryover to next fiscal.

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of A New Hope, Leia gives Luke and Han their employee badges and lanyards. Chewie is a contractor who has to be signed in. #canon

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Fiddle Around and Find Out

06.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Babu Frik proportions.

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A mattress tagged with β€œThe only thing worse than AI are the people that are using it”

A mattress tagged with β€œThe only thing worse than AI are the people that are using it”

β€œLet’s harvest a few Billionaires and watch the rest fall in line, real fast…”

β€œLet’s harvest a few Billionaires and watch the rest fall in line, real fast…”

Mattress speech. Very much a neighborhood phenomenon.

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent pull.

06.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the 90s comics, Ki-Ad-Mundi was the only non-forklift certified member of the Jedi Council, but publishing explained that an exception was made as his home planet of Cerea was overladen with pallets.

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Time for a BSG reboot.

06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

From Larry Hama’s sole example of writing in this particular galaxy.

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Just read this: "I wish the Indy sequels were grounded and gritty like 'Raiders'."

"Raiders" ended with GHOSTS

06.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 10
Homer’s hand picking up a can of cat ear medicine from the fridge

Homer’s hand picking up a can of cat ear medicine from the fridge

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says accept the mystery in front of a house Alt: a man in a suit and tie says accept the mystery in front of a house
06.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a lot riding on this.

06.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2392 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 0

The correct kind of bee flew into my bonnet.

05.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou miss 100 percent of the dogs you don’t shoot.”

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29474 πŸ” 3998 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161

Head's up, new Masked Singer.

05.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0