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Stan Kelly

@kartoonistkelly

Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankelly

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My Latest is a Testament to the Enduring Power of Friendship.
T-Shirts available at The Onion Store now.
@theonion.com
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03.03.2026 21:21 👍 261 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 2
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War ain't what it used to be.
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02.03.2026 20:37 👍 911 🔁 93 💬 16 📌 2
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The Internets are full of Sickos these days ...
@theoddkepple.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:23 👍 714 🔁 82 💬 7 📌 1
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A new front in The War of Protein ...
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01.03.2026 17:45 👍 673 🔁 71 💬 14 📌 16
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Happy SOTU, proud patriots. We’ve come a long way, baby!
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24.02.2026 15:15 👍 546 🔁 35 💬 10 📌 0
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I cannot tell a lie: I’ve been so busy celebrating President’s Day Week that I forgot to post this earlier.
@theonion.com

21.02.2026 02:32 👍 437 🔁 51 💬 5 📌 5
20.02.2026 20:54 👍 2505 🔁 273 💬 40 📌 5
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18.02.2026 18:22 👍 371 🔁 26 💬 8 📌 0
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Hearty Congratulations to our President for winning the coveted “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal Award” just last week!
@theonion.com

18.02.2026 16:55 👍 746 🔁 72 💬 15 📌 1
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Skin of Omission

My latest for @theonion.com :

theonion.com/skin-of-omis...

13.02.2026 21:56 👍 178 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 3
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Eyes Wide Shut-In.

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13.02.2026 21:54 👍 585 🔁 47 💬 8 📌 1
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Deep cut: 6 years ago, our loss was Heaven’s gain.
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13.02.2026 00:56 👍 178 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0
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Happy Birthday to Emo Philips. Some say he’s a “stand up guy” … I say he’s a Sicko.

@emophilips.bsky.social

07.02.2026 20:19 👍 1126 🔁 114 💬 25 📌 2
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I stopped by “The Late Show” (soon to be the LATE Late Show) to give Mr. Colbert a piece of my hand-drawn mind.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social

06.02.2026 20:21 👍 1894 🔁 167 💬 19 📌 3
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BREAKING: “Pope Leo Denounces Anti-Foreigner Action” - Newsweek

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06.02.2026 03:58 👍 357 🔁 42 💬 13 📌 4

Tie Fighter.

My latest:

05.02.2026 21:00 👍 244 🔁 26 💬 8 📌 1
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Look for me in "Melania 2."

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04.02.2026 02:56 👍 394 🔁 34 💬 8 📌 6
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This Sicko was on "On With Kara Swisher" in front of some familiar artwork ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFz...

@bencollins.bsky.social @karaswisher.bsky.social @theonion.com

03.02.2026 21:06 👍 105 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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For your inner Paul Bunyan:

02.02.2026 21:22 👍 202 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 2
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Helicopter parents "STRIKE" ...

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02.02.2026 21:21 👍 929 🔁 71 💬 17 📌 4
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“Melania” opens today!! Grab some popcorn … and more!

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30.01.2026 19:04 👍 263 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 3
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In fairness, the Hall of Fame couldn’t get it up for him either.

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30.01.2026 18:15 👍 716 🔁 52 💬 6 📌 1
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That’s Norway to Treat a Lady

Going from Bad to Norsk.

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theonion.com/thats-norway...

28.01.2026 19:33 👍 211 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 4
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So much talk about the “Chips made in China” … but what about the Dips?!?
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28.01.2026 19:25 👍 883 🔁 75 💬 18 📌 4
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Update from me and @theonion.com :

28.01.2026 17:58 👍 173 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 3
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After the latest winter storm, we want to escape “Ice,” too …

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26.01.2026 21:10 👍 337 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 4
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH SICKO FANS?!?!?

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26.01.2026 21:03 👍 898 🔁 106 💬 11 📌 6
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE Net proceeds will be donated to local organizations in Minnesota

Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE Net proceeds will be donated to local organizations in Minnesota

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24.01.2026 19:30 👍 1909 🔁 495 💬 20 📌 19
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Hiring - en mask!
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23.01.2026 21:00 👍 998 🔁 168 💬 18 📌 15
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Congratulations on the MLK Day, my fellow Americans:
We beat racism!

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19.01.2026 22:12 👍 404 🔁 51 💬 6 📌 3