juneandbass 💜

Rah whenever I try to go to sleep, my brain gets like all the coolest just creative ideas for stuff. And then then I'm awake it's all gone :(

A robot named Etienne but it's spelled "ATN"

When they let me out of here I want a yogurt with granola

working on something

a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

"Here's what I found on the web:"

Krampus kills you.

My cat ate soup
He was full of soup
And then
He drew up soup

Gotta love sleeping in and then drinking a big glass of ice cold tap water

I had another dream that I was gonna cosplay as like the classic old man waking up in the middle of the night with the long stripey pj's, the nightcap, the candle, and little round glasses. We need to bring this look back tbh

The only joints I'm rolling are my ankles

Wake up
Take a shit
Get out of bed

Me: refuses to buy bacon that has preservatives in it

Also me: mmm hotdog

Do you ever exercise your ability to rotate an object in your head

This isn't a really good test. I am mildly colorblind, my genetics confirmed it. I think I could distinguish most by dark and lightness value than actual color.

This isn't a really good test. I am mildly colorblind, my genetics confirmed it. I think I could distinguish most by dark and lightness value than actual color.

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

fat trans people should get one million dollars for free no strings attached thank u

There is only one gender. Gengar.

"Oh my pk cell!"

Don't mind me, I'm just making a gin and tonic, but I ran out of gin so I'm using Pinesol instead.

Same here

Need a weighted blanket but get too warm? Just take a regular duvet and soak it in water

I wish my cats had a phone. Sometimes I wanna call or text my cats

"We made the word for large 'Toni' because of big Tony. Hes the biggest guy in the village. Not to be confused with little Anthony, we call him Tini Tony"

The way you remember the size of Italian things is that small is "tini" which is like teeny. Big is "toni" is like Tony, who is like a big guy I guess.

Oh I meant to write rigatone. Damn autocorrect

Uhm actually, rigatoni is the plural of rigatoni, which means "Large Ridged" which is arguably worse.

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