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I recognized the office first. Haha

03.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Current progress

02.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t seen it.

01.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The zootopia advice of β€œtry everything” really didn’t help anyone did it?

27.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hehheheheh~

21.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Maple the stripey-eared long-snooted kangaroo-like thing (is that his species?) and Kilmo the aardvark are standing back-to-back, wearing ugly sweaters. Maple's has a big pine tree with a thick stripe running through it. Kilmo's has some zig-zag lines and text that says "This seemed funny when I bought it".

Maple the stripey-eared long-snooted kangaroo-like thing (is that his species?) and Kilmo the aardvark are standing back-to-back, wearing ugly sweaters. Maple's has a big pine tree with a thick stripe running through it. Kilmo's has some zig-zag lines and text that says "This seemed funny when I bought it".

It's sweater season so dress accordingly. with Maple and Kilmo @hottapwater.bsky.social @kilmo.bsky.social

20.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember having a skate trick die at one point but it’s gone now.

16.02.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pencil texture looks incredible! Is this done with two brush sizes? Lovely!

12.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reciprocals appreciated

10.02.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Mandarin Chinese the gay slang for β€œbottom” is Zero, ”top” is One, and β€œswitchβ€œ is One-Half. Now that’s normalizing homosexuality.

10.02.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna... oh man… I’m gonna cuuhhh… aahhhfngh I-I’m gonna craaamp! Aaahahhhanngh fuuuuck fuuuuck aaahha ahha hhhhahhahh ow

08.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah an uncommon Reverse Pearlish Notation calculator, I see

03.02.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness

03.02.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Back cover blurb:
Pickleball is rapidly growing in popularity across the hemisphere. Itβ€˜s ”entertainment” weaponized to enslave and destroy all who look upon it. And it’s a great work out!
- David Foster Wallace

29.01.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you Q Hayashida-sensei πŸ’›πŸ–€

26.01.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the award for "craziest opening chapter of a book from 1920 that didn't sell in it's time but gained a cult following not long after" goes too... A Voyage to Arcturus. Congratulations! It's free and you can really see why Tolkien liked it, it's a lottta lotta lotta walking but way weirder.

19.01.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spicy!!

16.01.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yo ho!

12.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A-yuh-hup πŸ’›

11.01.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Big dope shoot fat rope πŸ’›

08.01.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s understandable, after a couple weeks you could get off Hans free.

05.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heheh… how convenient~ Iβ€˜ve been storing up for ages and I’m absolutely aching for a document shredder. πŸ»πŸ˜©πŸ’›πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

05.01.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aren’t there content warnings for this sort of thing?

26.12.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So current yet so retro

20.12.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was like ”sure but what’s that other crazy gadget?” And it’s just a phone and a watch.

11.12.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That Bucket hat looks great on u

08.12.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s where he keeps his β€œmini” mouse.

06.12.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Orange Grape would be wild.

04.12.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0