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A five by five bingo card, here are the things to look out for: Top row: 80's bed linen, obscure musical instrument, bed too small for over 6ft person, CRT TV/Monitor, tumble dryer Second row: exercise bike (as clothes horse), DALEK, 90s or earlier games console, too much crafting stuff, single beds for long term partners Middle row: old cuddly toy, bed on tiles/lino, DUVET, multiple labubus, bare plaster board Fourth row: bed next to fridge, 4+ Jilly Cooper novels, definitely dead house plant, caravan, large collection of jigsaws Bottom row: giant buzz ball, "curtains" that are not curtains, scary dolls, bed under table, power tools.

Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!

🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of baseless allegations🎶
#TheTraitors

#thetraitors

digital art of an orange cat with fairy wings lying down loafing with it’s face hidden and tucked into it’s paws, coloured in watercolour style with the words ‘magical but also tired’ hand written in dark brown in a line below the cat drawing. the background is light pastel orange and there’s a watermark written ‘buttercup grove’ over part of the art with a simple buttercup flower logo next to the words.

I wish I was magical but I'm just tired

#cat #art #illustration

The fashion consistency is easy to explain! Much like the Catholic church the Bene Gesserit discovered an aesthetic style that worked for them very early in their existence and then committed to it.

And the fact that Dune is also about oil covers the reason why a car repair guide publisher would touch it

This is the perfect Dune Prophecy review

I am delighted to inform you that a significant plot point of the later books is "get more worms"

The healthiest response.

#duneprophecy has everything robot wars, child marriages, space witches, hot sword masters

#DuneProphecy time!!!!!

They will either be the best or worst books you have ever read in your life. Sometimes they're both at once. The very best of luck to you!

Why is it so hard for me to block anything to do with the t*rf wizards? I've listed every single character by name and I'm STILL getting their ship stuff on my feed 🤢

ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!

Several options:
A) Worms
B) The Evils of Imperialism
C) The Evils of Capitalism
D) The Evils of Populism
E) No really, its Worms
F) The Evils of Misogyny and yet also somehow Feminism?
G) Drugs Are Great
H) Worms
I) The Evils of Drugs
J) Putting Duncan Idaho in Situations
Pick your favourite

Little treat for all the #Rivals girlies in the Burberry Christmas ad.

It's all the sexual repression and gender segregated boarding schools

Exactly!

Oh you have it! Every white British actor you can name has a drag dance routine in their back pocket

This is pretty normal for most slightly artsy English guy who went to private school. Put any middle class white boy in a wig and fishnets and he's gonna go to this buried part of his id.

What a fabulous description, that's exactly it

He's truly the Millenial Colin Firth

An edited photo of Alina Starkov wearing a black and gold gown and jeweled crown

A photo of Jessie Mei Li wearing Alina's nightgown. The photo has been painstakingly edited to remove an arm and clapper that were in frame.

An edited photo of Alina Starkov from season 2 of shadow and bone. She is wearing a black nightgown instead of a cream nightgown.

An edited photo of Ben Barnes carrying Jessie Mei Li. Jessie is wearing a black kefta instead of brown, and they are standing in front of the fountain from season 1.

Since I can't seem to share GIFs atm, I will reshare some of my favourite colour-edits. #darklina #alinastarkov

Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

It's funny because if they'd done this when Lyla was first introduced I'd have been all for it, but the energy in S4 is so different to S2!

Fruity little birthday drinks round 2!

Aaaand followed!

Wow this really is the Reylo app!

We do a great pomegranate and beetroot salad