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queer craftworker in the Highlands • made a really big video game once but is doing something else now • tha Gàidhlig agam • cannot be killed • cannot be destroyed innesmck.com he/they • e/iad 🏳️‍⚧️

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and I'll charge extra because this is presumably part of some humiliation fetish

07.03.2026 16:49 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dude if you want to assign me tasks you will need to pay my day rate

07.03.2026 16:33 👍 72 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

probably close enough to replace it with! thank you very much

07.03.2026 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HOW ARE YOU written in a bold font with some ugly features like the top line of the capital E being shorter than the other bars

HOW ARE YOU written in a bold font with some ugly features like the top line of the capital E being shorter than the other bars

sidequest: do you know the name of this font? i unfortunately have to edit an image, likely originally made in canva, with something written in it

07.03.2026 15:55 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The Pitt is fun because every second patient represents a psa about a particular group or condition and that includes like "furry who got heatstroke"

07.03.2026 15:02 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, early on I don't think there was a cap of 5 either

07.03.2026 14:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m attracted to things that appeal to me

07.03.2026 09:22 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1

a not insignificant part of my brain will always be dedicated to recreating obsessive experiences i had on gameboy advanced

07.03.2026 10:04 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

probably best for my personal wellbeing that pokopia is only on switch 2

07.03.2026 10:00 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 6644 🔁 1489 💬 33 📌 13

yes and oh my god the misogyny levelled at skyler was so bad you could just bring up breaking bad as a litmus test for weeding out half the guys in any given conversation

07.03.2026 09:36 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yeah! I remembered the plot points, but I thought they'd happened way further through the show. nope! the slightest provocation to engage in murderous crime and he dives in head first

07.03.2026 09:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

in part because it makes a lot of people extremely annoying to talk to

07.03.2026 09:05 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

that said i actually do believe media literacy and the ability to differentiate the facts of a story from its values and point of view to be a significant issue of our time

07.03.2026 09:05 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yes, absolutely this!

07.03.2026 08:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

walt gets worse but he's only a remotely sympathetic character for about 5 seconds. he's not a good guy you're tricked into sympathising with as he compromises his morals, he's violent and self-interested from the outset

07.03.2026 08:58 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

before i rewatched breaking bad i would have described it as the story of a beloved teacher descending into increasingly monsterous cruelty and after i rewatched breaking bad i would describe it as the story of a guy who blackmails a kid and kills two guys before the end of the first episode

07.03.2026 08:49 👍 89 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 2
title: your ai slop bores me

prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic

result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

title: your ai slop bores me prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

wow it works

06.03.2026 14:53 👍 322 🔁 81 💬 12 📌 42

sorry kids i do not know what any of the anime guys you're asking for look like

06.03.2026 22:04 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that's probably why it's so good

06.03.2026 18:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

best bet is to email if that works for you

innes at innesmck dot com

06.03.2026 18:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we should make at least five to six more websites

06.03.2026 18:36 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wow. it is good to have fun on the internet

06.03.2026 18:27 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
06.03.2026 17:52 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

this is the best website ever made

06.03.2026 16:56 👍 42 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

via @zaratustra.bsky.social

06.03.2026 15:38 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
your ai slop bores me Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 14:54 👍 109 🔁 33 💬 3 📌 32
title: your ai slop bores me

prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic

result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

title: your ai slop bores me prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

wow it works

06.03.2026 14:53 👍 322 🔁 81 💬 12 📌 42

jenny is miserable and she doesn't want a holiday so much as she wants to be commended on her misery. also flying once a year isn't rarely flying. that's just flying.

06.03.2026 10:10 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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if i was inventing a boomer to get mad at i would struggle to do a better job than this guy

06.03.2026 10:09 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0