happy 35th birthday to this legend 💜
@ericaash
wife, bonus mom, small business owner, cancer fighter, Sandy Hook principal’s daughter, former blue checked human on twitter, proud onionati member Unforgettable moments: 2016 DNC speaker 2022 Lafferty v Jones 2024 Ash-hvac.com
happy 35th birthday to this legend 💜
An important message from Global Tetrahedron's CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social about InfoWars.
In short: "Your role will soon become clear. Stand by."
i appreciate you 💜 extra bad time of year for this stuff
it is. but MAJOR props to @bencollins.bsky.social for doing so much for our families. literally something i will never EVER forget. #legend.
fucking. pissed.
it’s been TWELVE FUCKUNG YEARS - can’t our families just have a W?!
you guys. brooklyn is the youngest of my five dogs. the cute white pupper in my last post. this email made my day.
it’s kind of stupid how cute they are.
a little gray and white puppy in a light blue collar sits in a fluffy fleece dog bed inside a shopping cart. the cart is filled to the brim with little soft toys, and the aisle behind her is decked out with even more. but she’s staring at the camera with a little closed-mouth smile and her ears flopping backwards as she looks at you with love.
This is Stormi. Her new forever family is taking her to pick out some toys. But everything she could ever want is already right in front of her. 12/10
24-30 inches?! pls pls pls happen ☃️🌨️❄️
i didn’t puke today! this is a major achievement for me. i’m celebrating. i’m not moving but there are definitely thoughts of moving happening. please enjoy this photo of my santa pig.
veggie pizza only tastes good the first time.
fuck you, chemo.
oh hey girl
can i have the microphone? this is a real request. i can provide unlimited photos of very cute puppies.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
🤭🤭
never in my life have i been this proud to be a part of something. and i’ve been a part of some really amazing stuff.
hey alex, eat shit. love, the sandy hook principal’s daughter.
Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
sandy hook principal’s daughter weighing in to endorse this idea.
Timfowars?
Mood.
I was able to end it but I can’t post any updates now 😫😫😫 I need to find another way to mass update my Wonks!
If my dogs don’t stop barking and let me sleep .. I’m gonna cry.
I laughed so much today. #wonksaremypeople
#beveragegobblin
rest easy, baby brother. i love you 💚
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Why does zoom have offices?
Goodbye to my dear longtime friend, Paul Reubens. The world has lost one of the funniest human beings who ever lived. Paul, I will miss you and all the wonderful times we spent together more than you’ll ever know. 💔
Hold on. Is this really a social space where I am free of psychopaths, stalkers, conspiracy theorists and grown men in their parents basements who do nothing but pick apart my life and torture me?! Whoa. Unreal. Happy to be here, Bluesky! Thanks for having me 🙂
Same, mama. Same.