Metamaniac (Table)

YOOOO! this is so sick!!! the perspective on the hat is so trippy, even after looking at multiple photos- I genuinely want to see how it'd look up-close in-person ahahaha

The Ghosts in the Machine, by Liz Pelly Spotify’s plot against musicians

and don't forget how most of the content *inside* those moodspam playlists aren't even *real* anymore! 🙃
harpers.org/archive/2025...

small gift for @table.bsky.social

after Sweet Tomatoes/Souplantation went bankrupt during COVID, a private firm bought a single location in Tucson and is still keeping it alive

....I'd just moved back *from* Tucson after dropping out of school there in the wake of COVID shutting it down

irony *cannot* get more cruel than this

GOD DAMN AFTER 13 DAYS I FINISHED THIS THING. SORRY 😭

No tags, fuck u

tbh- conditions permit- I would [redacted] to go to an event like that; sign me up hahahah

highly recommend it tbh- assuming it doesn't end up getting marked up too high by the time you're able to 😵‍💫

man at baseball game holding the biggest fucking bunny rabbit you've ever seen in your life. and he's wearing a hat

same bunny, now tossed over the man's shoulder. the bunny is the size of an overnight bag

said bunny in his carrier, which is palanquin sized

the bunny wearing his service vest, legs floofed out on the floor. It's hard to tell from the scale of the picture but he's so fucking big

i don't think we should gatekeep the enormous 28 pound bunny that works as a service animal at giants games sometimes. i think we should share news of the 28 pound bunny with the wider internet

this is really what you're gonna put on my feed right after we finally follow each other here huh

Nope (2022)

A forest with a shallow creek running through the middle

Can I go back here?

as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park

|still trapped inside your own walls|

AND ALSO! a gift for @table.bsky.social ❤️

immediate first thought hahaha

oh dear god the *dorito fade* on some poor deck out there...

6 AM

oh my god I remember '16 & '17 so well

..where are you running *to?*

[s'trangles you]

yes next question

this is Mercury slander

for as much as a large part of me wants social media to die entirely.... there's *definitely* still a part of me that *wants to post again* WITHOUT feeling constant cosmic dread even just *looking* at the website I'm posting on

I suppose (man-made) playspaces are... kind of a "choose your own adventure" story in this scenario?? I tend to think of amusement/theme park attractions as like- wholly guided experiences that you often have little control over but can be taken through all sorts of carefully constructed sensations!

kinetic art!!!

theme parks really *are* just hypercapitalist art museums, huh!

okay but WHICH planet *specifically*