Hey yall, so my birthday is at the end of the month and if yall wanted to do something nice for me, you could but me tickets to Rocky Horror, the Jellicle Ball, AND (not or) Oh Mary with Maya Rudolph, I will be eternally grateful!
You can see my sunburn peeling on my shoulder…#HumpDay
Please accept my leftovers as I am riddled with anxiety over a job interview tomorrow.
Having "Maricon" tattooed on my body...spread those cheeks babes
God, please take away my ability to read!
Me being almost a year older than Benito has made me physically ill
Why else do you think he's used for breeding?
I NEED to see Stephanie Hsu sing "Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me" so hard! This would make up for having to watch H*rvey G*illen give bad vibes for the like 20 mins his characters are on stage.
Is it of cawk and bawls?
Show her to the class
New Yorkers are so funny. It hits above 60° and suddenly the piragua guy is out? Relax yall.
The only non-toxic latiner to ever exist in this world. I need him so bad.
Having public sex and then sharing him with his bestie! Thats the gay agenda!
KING SHIT!!!
Also, making Discord walk in front of Iman was a fucking war crime…
Ciara Myst finally one a challenge and all it took was sabotaging Jane!!!
I fear I don't dress faggy enough for @anania00.bsky.social to stop me and question me about gay things at Maria Hernandez
This is such a top thing to say. A bottom would have boofed it.
I accidentally ate meat despite the fact that is a Friday during the Lenten season…how was I supposed to know bacon scallion cream cheese had meat in it?!?!
Who am I to deny my fans? #FCF
Just saw a white man with a mullet and a leopard print trench coat…the gentrification is coming
So Fresh, So Clean - Outkast #HumpDay
How I arrived on Bluesky
Two fierce divas recognizing and appreciating each others fiercenesz
Some days I question why I like guys when most of the problems in this world is caused by incompetent narcissistic guys. 🙄
Okay but do that with no shorts on and full body
Darlene being the real fashion diva of the season was not on my bingo card.
Getting lazier and lazier #FCF
I gotchu babes
I think they'll only see the push notification but in app it goes away
