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Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah

@inquisitorhotpants

✍️ 5% plotter/95% pantser πŸ€“ data nerd πŸ–οΈ former crayon connoisseur (oohrah) πŸ₯˜ hotdish enthusiast πŸ¦‡ Ravenloft fangirl πŸ™ may the Force be with you πŸ“Ί Wheel of Time, Yellowjackets

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instead of saying this will happen,

make sure it doesn't happen

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2755 πŸ” 623 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

06.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1005 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17265 πŸ” 5729 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101

Ol Ollie came to Lejeune to do a book signing when i was stationed there.

I was emphatically forbidden from going, because "I don't want to have to deal with that paperwork!"

"1stSgt, I just want to ask him how i get into the weapon-selling business."

"EXACTLY."

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1034 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 11
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🀣🀣🀣

05.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 14156 πŸ” 3996 πŸ’¬ 439 πŸ“Œ 252

While there is no particular strategy to putting Mullin in at DHS, there is a strategy to putting in another person who is too stupid to know how much criminal liability he is accepting.

05.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Nicolle Wallace just now, "Mullin's confirmation hearing... will be chaired by Rand Paul, who Mullin recently called a freaking snake."

🀣 Let the fireworks commence!
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

05.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Replacing Noem with Mullin is like replacing Aileen Wuornos with John Wayne Gacy.

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8

Mullin on Noem: β€œShe has performed the best she can do underneath the circumstances.”

So this should be fun…

05.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

The goal of Democrats should be to turn Mullin into a spectacle of stupidity and slow roll his nomination process by every means available to them.

Delay, denounce, deride.

05.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

And she's out, not even an hour later.

Trump is presenting Mullin's appointment as automatic, but he still has to go through Senate confirmation hearings like everyone else. They're usually deferential to their colleagues, but I think this guy for this post in this election year might prompt issues

05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1812 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 21

one thing that's going to be a serious problem for mullin is answering questions about what he'll do about the widespread corruption noem let spread throughout DHS, and i think an actual golden retriever would be better prepared for those questions than mullin will be

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 983 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 5

I feel like the choice of Mullin is calculated to send the signal that you might have brought down Noem, but don't think you can go doing that again and you'll ever get somebody better.

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 5

sorry is there some other stupidly-named human with this exact name that is honest and competent? bc the Markymarkwaynesworld Mullin I am aware of is neither of those things.

05.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time to End the American-Israeli Alliance Alliances are built on shared interests. Those do not exist here.

Israel collects tens of billions in American subsidies, treats the trillion-dollar American military as its personal plaything, and contemptuously ignores U.N. resolutions to halt annexations of Palestinian land. In return, America gets its international reputation tarnished.

05.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I know it was desperate times but Dems really, really have to vet candidates better.

There were stories about this dude being a racist POS before and we all fell in line behind "vote blue no matter who" but look where that's gotten us in this case.

Same should go for Graham Planter.

05.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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More than 20 states sue over new global tariffs Trump imposed after his stinging Supreme Court loss Some two dozen states are challenging President Donald Trump’s new global tariffs in court. On Thursday, the states filed a lawsuit over import taxes he imposed after a stinging loss at the Supreme Co...

The new sales tax is just as illegal as the last one.

apnews.com/article/glob...

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my fucking kingdom for fewer fucking embarrassing Marines.

05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the John Fetterman and the 17 Senate republicans who were running for reelection before this vote who voted against the Iran War Powers Resolution, outing them for the monsters that they are.

Rand Paul is also there because it is interesting that he voted against it

A picture of the John Fetterman and the 17 Senate republicans who were running for reelection before this vote who voted against the Iran War Powers Resolution, outing them for the monsters that they are. Rand Paul is also there because it is interesting that he voted against it

Why would you ever vote for someone who defends the bombing of an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 420 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 14829 πŸ” 2667 πŸ’¬ 305 πŸ“Œ 120

Maternal: farmer, machinist
Paternal: Machinist
Step-paternal: paper mill worker back when you could have a mill job until retirement

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

War crimes

04.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you won’t say no under oath, that’s a yes.

04.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

PRESS
FUCKING
CHARGES

though there are other more Marine-centric suggestions involving parties with blankets and/or treelines

04.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from article: Well, we are also assassinating the heads of the regime.
Well, the head of the regime was, in this case, the Ayatollah, who is the chief military commander who also happens to be a theocrat with apocalyptic plans for the world.

Screenshot from article: Well, we are also assassinating the heads of the regime. Well, the head of the regime was, in this case, the Ayatollah, who is the chief military commander who also happens to be a theocrat with apocalyptic plans for the world.

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04.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

fuckin LOL

"well he wore a t-shirt" my god do you hear yourself Jon

04.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

man has to actually work to keep job, immediately quits

lmao

04.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s essential because it, unlike any other service, serves everyone.

If I send something to you, it gets you. You don’t have to do anything.

An efficient post is one of the things the folks who built the country wrote into the β€œmust do” parts of the rule set.

05.12.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1