lost my job to AI last week and I’m not exaggerating in any way. i mean my team literally got laid off and replaced by a few AI models. i predict it’ll be another 10 years at least til corporate interest bends back towards the collective ache for humanity and when it happens they’ll fuck that up too
I got six like 10 notifications in a row from an app saying the same thing, which was to focus on deep breathing
okay. okay. okay i’ll- okay. Ok
everything is at least a little worse. many things are much worse
they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone
I don’t think picture should have so much resolution these days. i don’t know if we need to see all of that
yeah I’m under warning for an atmospheric river of festive soft cheeses
Linus has the right idea but he’s sliding dangerously close into Christian nationalism
I stood in line at your grocery store for the viral raw potato so you don’t have to. but I do need you to pick me up
🎵 every day, in every way, Shit is getting worse 🎵
let the AI thing play out. first we all lose our jobs. then we can’t afford to consume the products and services that the wealthy people sell. and finally, the wealthy people all kill..can I say kill? each other. let’s let it play out let’s see what happens
wanna grab dinner at the new daylight-bright counter place with the metal chairs and polyethylene paneled walls and the food is fine? and we can’t hear over the echoes so we eat with urgency? and the metal tables and it’ll be flipped again within a year? no the other one. no the other one
christmas comes this time each year.
mommy and daddy say just 5 more national media mergers and they’ll get back together
the four elements of good cooking: salt, fat, heat, and something a little nasty
only 25 hours and 2 minutes left to pledge please!
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
I can always spot a newbie Ruffalo fan right away. real ruffaloheads know
god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge…
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
thank you Emily! and thank you so much for your generous pledge!
have you heard about how there’s only 4 days left to pledge to my fundraiser campaign. I’m at 83% of my goal. do you LIKE cervical cancer? okay wow that’s really interesting of you!
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
just remembered: if you’ve ever said “wook it up on googoo” you owe me at least $500. i just remembered this right now
oh my god? less than 5 days to pledge to this campaign and I’m at 83% of my goal. i wonder if i can reach a hundred per cent in time…. 🤔
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oh god sorry but I’m raising money to make a short film inspired by my experience w cervical cancer. i’m sorry but there are only 8 days left to pledge. somebody help meeee
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THANK YOU @vineyille.bsky.social for your pledge to my short film fundraiser campaign! now this is a pal who “supports the arts.”
🚀 Hey Tara! Discover exciting new ways to bleed.
a lot of people out there seem to think a millionaire is someone who has a million dollars and billionaire is someone who has two million dollars and a trillionaire is someone who has three million dollars
don’t be mad but I’m raising money to make a short film. it’s inspired by my experience with cervical cancer/subsequent partial hysto (“Everything but the Ovaries”) and can somebody help me here: seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
it’s ok to dress up as santa
guy in the elevator: happy Halloween
me: thank you.
so, I’m working in the lab late one night, right
will be sprinkling a little unflavored collagen protein powder into trick or treaters bags this year. i assume everyone i come in contact with now is menopausal?
