jakey

OOOOOOO baby jesus

hiiii ^_^ ♥️

my gabe itches…

hahahah thank you. honestly, it reaffirms that I will be grabbing mommy (my nurse manager) plentyyyyy before gaining said confidence ;) 🫶

that parttt

a beautiful tip! thank you so much. Also, so sorry about all those pokes. Lotsa love to u ♥️

yes the whole bus

idk sumn on Twitter

here is me pulling blood for the first time yesterday and ecstatic bc i got it on my first try

a woman wearing a mask and a name tag with the word pca on it ALT: a woman wearing a mask and a name tag with the word pca on it

accidentally opened porn on my bus to work

are you ok

trick question u r amazing and perfect so it does not exist

me sitting here trying to look optimistic and helpful at my new job while not knowing how to do sh!t on the computer bc it’s a new system i’m not used to

⭐️🌠🌟🌌

jamie Lee curtis is the jane fonda of baby boomers if that makes sense

the motivation was that she c*nts…

ya i have a PhD in f*cknurmom

Y A A A A A A A. SSSSSSSSSKFMKSMFMFMSMFM

omfg so what does this have to do with me

at me? :|

when r u coming to visit us..

so you hate me and think i’m fugly and want me to die?

hey u wanna touch’em

ok

lady gaga when she stands up from her piano bench

i can’t answer that i’m not an artist :/

new job orientation and they asked how many of us have been in medicine for 5-10 years and i had to raise my hand

atp those queers in bushwick doing the non-religious church service had the tea….. like i need live in the flesh and the blood of atheist jesus

STREETS SAYING ELON SPENT ALL THAT MONEY FOR NOTHING?????