Official signed OFMD diploma from David Jenkins
Weβve studied, weβve worked hard for four years, & now:
Get your @david-jenkins.bsky.social OFMD University OFFICIAL DIPLOMAS.
Five of these coveted degrees are available: bid or take your chances in the raffle!
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(art by @gaywatson.bsky.social )
illustration of Ed and Stede from OFMD. Stede is on the left, Ed is on the right, and there is a green dinosaur (costumed) with yellow spots between them, arms around their shoulders. Stede is wearing a black cowboy hat with a teal band, a yellow kerchief, and a white Western-style shirt with black shoulders and teal floral embroidery. A large silver belt buckle is also visible. Ed is wearing a white cowboy hat with purple band and purple embroidered hearts on the underside of the brim, a purple eye mask with white fringe (parted to show his mouth), a purple cravat, black crop top, black leather pants, and a black leather jacket with purple embroidery and white fringe. a hawk tattoo is visible just under his collarbones, and there are also flower tattoos going up the sides of his belly from below his waistband. Stede and Ed are making lovey eyes at each other and smiling. Dorothy (the dinosaur) is wearing a white cowboy hat with a red rose and white mittens.
fiiiiiinally finished my commission prize for #OurFlagMeansPride25! they wanted something with Ed and Stede inspired by the video for "Friend of Dorothy" by the Wiggles and Orville Peck
left: a photo of a ship made of beer cans in a display case right: a meme of Ed Teach marveling over a tiny ship, but it's been replaced with the beer can ship
when you're out at the brewpub w/ your mates and you see a teeny tiny ship made of beer cans in a display case as part of the brewery themed decor β΅
(last week hanging out w/ @littlefingies.bsky.social, @zazzlesthe7th.bsky.social, & the rest of the crew in town for OFMD in Theatres PNW edition)
me pretending i donβt care about rhys and taika taking photos together at this so theyβll actually do it for once
The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them.
Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?
sign that says "JEFF ORDERED TOO MANY HAMS SALE" - one close-up of the sign, and one pic of the sign above a big pile of hams
OFMD where Ed decides he wants to be a grocer instead
I'd say full-blown riots
oh fuck off
Spain has removed their ambassador to Israel.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
many many sea creature themed items all available at linked auction
Starfish! Sea bass. Wild Alaskan salmon. Pufferfish. Spiny fish. Pomatomus saltatrix (which is Latin for bluefish). You got your tigerfish, dogfish, other kinds of jellyfish. Don't wanna get stang by one of them; send you into a tunnel of despair...
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A gorgeous picture of Wunmi Mosaku covering Glamour UK Mag
Speechless.
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Israel has so far ordered around 14.25% of the entirety of Lebanon to be forcibly evacuated.
Thatβs in less than 2 weeks
βNY Timesβ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine Whatβs Wrong With Them
βNY Timesβ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine Whatβs Wrong With Them https://theonion.com/ny-times-columnists-hold-roundtable-to-determine-whats-wrong-with-them/
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 3 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a black t-shirt and pearls with cuts and bruises all over his face, standing on the edge of a cliff in the Gravy Basket and looking at Hornigold out of frame with a confused expression
day 612 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
IDIOCRACY wasn't this dumb.
variety.com/2026/politic...
That was the universe giving you an early present and I'm very happy for you (and the rest of us)
I cannot fucking wait. I have a whole list of fuckers whose deaths will warrant a bottle of bubbly. I hope to be exceedingly drunk imminently
I'm always hoping
what if it happens today
A digital drawing of Stede from Our Flag Means Death. He is pictured from the waist up, standing by the rigging of his ship, grasping a rope in his right hand. His expression is pensive, and he gazes into the distance. His puffy white shirt is sliced open in the front, so we can see his chest, with one nipple peeking out.
Oh nooooo, somebody sliced up his shirt #ofmdfanart
very old black and white photo of a building with the lettering ED'S ASS WORKS painted on
i needed a laugh so i looked at this picture again
when i was a kid, there was a place called ed's glass works in our town. every once in a while some teens would paint over the G and L and for a few days the sign would read ED'S ASS WORKS and to me that was the funniest thing in the world
Legitimately every time some bloodthirsty ghouls start advocating for another cruel and useless war, everyone with a conscience should say no and demand at least this much money be used for social services thanks to the savings.
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain thatβs designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are βjust circling backβ to see if we can βmove the needleβ on βkey initiativesβ? NONE of those things are berries.
Do you ever randomly get so, so upset that Rhys and Taika never got to be interviewed together for OFMD season 2
To clarify itβs #OurFlagMeansDeath and thank you for the mention in the article!
Ed himself said he doesn't have any friends, but I wonder if he kinda hoped Izzy was one?
I love boobies
