Nader

Will fly in for this

We been discussing it

A situation

I was on that exact stair master 6 days ago

Went on a date and didn’t talk about Housewives, astrology, or my cat

I’m tipsy

Istanbul is everything tho

You entered mine to

Gm

Get me off this plane immediately

DON’T

Ok

My sinuses to the air in Los Angeles

My aesthetic henceforth

it's getting old and fast...how many c*cks and *ss can I be shown before I log out

Tw*tter low key went off today ngl

I got home from my lil holiday stroll and he wanted to cuddle I love this cat so much

Connecticut is elite

Ok

I can’t tell if I need a large Diet Coke, 7 mozzarella sticks, a bath, or all three simultaneously

That was on the short list ! We did a classic non housewives related reading this year

4 cups requiring you to choose your favorite franchise of Housewives

4 gay men reading the iconic fight between Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View in May 2007

The feast including the Stromboli that everybody was obsessed with that I made some scratch

A crew

My annual Christmas party was a huge success tbh

What witch placed a curse upon all Trader Joe’s parking lots causing everyone to forget how to drive immediately upon entering

Someone had to

Ok wow

Do I

Public performances of the recording of Sean Kingston‘s rendition of Little Drummer Boy need to be criminalized

Help

Felt tall idk why

FYI I’m gay