Cristina Capretta

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‘Tis the season to bringing so much joy to opposing teams.

See you next week. #Browns

How long is too long to enjoy Yankees Elimination Day? Rooting for Vladdy and the Blue Jays solely because of this clip.

#BlueJays #ALCS

We did it, Cleveland. We did it.

#Browns

How dare you give us a W we didn’t earn? 😂 Here we go, Bronies!

At least we win at t-shirt design.

#Browns

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Only one thing left to do…

#ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Hey there, October.

#ForTheLand #GuardsBall

We’re so back. 🧡🤎🏈

#Browns #ThisIsCLE #ThisIsCleveland #Flacco #TheLAND

Coming out of Bluesky retirement just to be a Joe Flacco fan account.

I KNEW this was a good purchase 2 years ago. Flacco is back-o.

#FlaccoFever #Browns

I may have been on a beach by the ocean a week ago, but this fills my bucket too. Really, any water source does.

#ThisIsCLE #TheLandForLife

Who needs a selfie when you can generate an image of yourself doing exactly what you’re doing in the moment?

I’m absolutely fascinated (and slightly terrified) by ChatGPT’s new image generation capabilities.

#AI

AI image generation gone wrong in real life.

#cavs #LetEmKnow

When you go from never visiting Indianapolis to making four trips in just two years…

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It’s not something I say often, really, but…

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#wordle

From now on, I’ve decided I’m only telling people my metabolic age.

#withings

Less than 24 hours apart. Yesterday: soaking up the sun and questioning life choices. Today: being humbled by the snow while questioning life choices. Same, but different.

#ThisIsCLE #travelingisweird

No better way to turn 17 than with a birthday buzzer beater. 🏀💜💛

This would actually be better than staying.

#Browns

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

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I sometimes send a smiling selfie with text messages that make it sound like I’m hanging on by a thread, just to reassure my friends that I’m still (kind of) keeping it together.

#itsfine #innerchaos

Please stop with the em dash and [insert list of words here] is an “instant tell” for AI. 🙄

Shoutout to #Adobe InDesign trained and experienced users. Type > Insert Special Character > Hyphens and Dashes.

4-digit numbers burned into my brain — ALT+0151 and 4011 for bananas at self-checkout. 🍌

#AI

The song I cannot escape. 🪩

#CMAwonderball #2025wonderball #myCMA

Truly random. Whatever pops into my head!

#wordle is way more fun when you start with a random word each day…

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If this emoji 😞 was a photo.

#gloomyAF

Brain on 🔥 today.

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