get a baseball-sized hydrocele on one of them
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get a baseball-sized hydrocele on one of them
are your tabs vert or street?
my deepest darkest most twisted fantasy is that i want to cuddle someone
"are tacos a sandwich" "is pasta a sandwich" these are all restatements of a trivial category math problem. They've had a lock on the theory in India for 100+ years. It's down to salience: any operations on bread, irrespective of the operand, tend to result in bread. It's simple naan propagation
Pencil drawing of paper dolls in perilous situations
darn tootin’
🤠👈 should i do it?
three yakuza in a dimly lit club subtitle: Transgender?!
Pen drawing of a cat head in two parts. On the left the inverted skull cap holds a brain and in the right the lower skull holds an anatomical heart
smoking on the shitto that made glup
It’s quarter to noon. You’re wearing a black mesh top and leather pants. You get out of the car dramatically launch your gum out onto the parking lot pavement. You stride into a biscuits cafe for brunch with the boyfriend in tow. His hightop fade is impeccable.
ACAB includes that one guy from the village people
A cigarette from Wings of Desire (1987) - 1:21:18
Wings of Desire (1987) - 1:21:18
Dir. Wim Wenders
Runtime 128 minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 4.74 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/wings-of-desire/
they tried marketing pussy flavored cereal but everyone said it tasted like they were eating the box
Pencil drawing of paper dolls in perilous situations
They should give out punchcards for getting misgendered at the pharmacy
Cocteau Twins polycule where every member is named after a track on Treasure
can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
guess u better swat it then
Inspired by orc kendrick/elf drake:
Ent MF DOOM
i love james murphy's slutty little ad-libs
@domicilius.bsky.social take note
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
Last year, seeing northernlion‘s transformation through his early to mid thirties inspired me to start a cardio habit that helped me shed >30lbs
This year it’s gonna be voice training
youtu.be/YHElt4RRZEs?...
Proposing a bold initiative should a democrat or left leaning candidate take the presidency in 2028: Expand the supreme court by 4 seats.
This would smooth out some of the partisanship in the long run and swing it back to the left immediately.
Results that are currently 5-4 could instead be 6-7
my sexual orientation is vampires
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
need a sharp-tongued baddie to sever my lingual frenulum
Sorry for mysteriously dying right after we met. In my defense our entire leadership was comprised of geriatrics.