Time change can eat a dick.
Time change can eat a dick.
It moved a lot.
Is the "B" for "Bad Baseball"?
My neighbors have been finding out tonight that I am a fan of baseball and also loud.
Too soon.
Is this that Zachary Levi series?
I kind of was surprised myself.
Bobby Witt beating out an infield single, stealing second then getting home on an Aaron Judge 2 run homer is sexy as fuck. Change my mind.
He literally just hit a pitch off the dirt into the outfield in the 5th. My heart has never been so full.
A tradition like no other.
Right???
And I had almost gotten this picture of Bo Derick downloaded but it stopped right before the nipple.
Dammit. Mom is on the phone upstairs and I can't dial into Earthlink. C'MON Mom!!
WBC Announcer: Now, here's the Venezuelan team captain, Salvador Perez in his fourth WBC.
<Salvy swings at first pitch - slider in the dirt>
Nature is healing, you guys.
could a dying empire do THIS
Iβve worn jeans for an entire hour today. I think thatβs enough of that.
Boy do I not miss that.
Dear World,
Did you hear that? You can just kill a head of state.
Just putting that out there.
It gunna happen tonight?
Three coffees, two danishes, and a bean burrito. And STILL constipated.
My hope for this country is that the Opening and Closing ceremonies in LA are the gayest, blackest, most Hispanic, Asian, Muslim, Buddhist, transgender, non-white ceremonies of all time.
And now⦠the IOC would like to award a special Gold Medal to The President of the United States Trump.
Fun fact, these Closing Ceremonies last until the start of the next Olympics!
Iβm often called the most eternal optimist by basically everyone I meet.
Not if Mike Pence does the right thing. Thereβs still time.
What if⦠now stay with me here⦠what if we gave him, and the rest of his Americans free healthcare?? Too on the nose?
Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye, Captain.
I admire his schedule so much. That man is a hustler.
Mike Tirico deserves to sleep for three full months after this.