@russiainusa
🇺🇦 Официальный аккаунт Посольства России К черту Нам Official Russian-language site of Fake Russian Embassy in USA @rusembusa.bsky.social (так стыдно быть русскими, что впредь мы будем твитить на английском. Не говори боссу.) Slava Ukraini #NAFO #нафо
We have been speechless these past 3 weeks, because, for once, Russia's geopolitical chicanery did not require us to lie.
We wish to sincerely thank these men for bringing so much joy & laughter to Embassy staff in recent weeks & providing a much-needed boost to morale.
Official Embassy Position: We told that lunatic Elon Musk to do full background checks.
He is a loose cannon. Cringeworthy? Da.
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Official Embassy Statement:
Our hearts go out to all affected by the tragic downing of a civilian airliner at DCA. It *probably* was not caused by a drunken Russian anti-aircraft unit, but, in an abundance of caution, we will draw no definitive conclusion until the U.S. NTSB issues a final report.
Which is weird, because Russian State TV told us Zelensky was going to fire Budanov. Instead, he's letting Budanov fire our refineries.
Friendly Embassy Reminder:
A smart autocrat always sends one of his richest and most powerful oligarchs to prison early in his reign, to set the tone and remind all the other oligarchs who is the boss.
Meanwhile in Los Angeles 🇺🇦🇺🇸💙💛
We are the world's problem child.
Same enemy, same fight: Russia
At the beginning of 2024, throughout the world, over 320 members of the press had been arrested and locked behind bars.
Charges ranged from espionage to “extremism.” These false, egregious charges are invariably politically motivated.
In Vladimir Putin’s police state, journalists are jailed,…
President Biden did the right thing. He should also issue a preemptive pardon for Dr. Fauci, Liz Cheney, A Vindman and other people on trump's enemies list.
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We tried to tell you.
🇬🇪 Tensions escalate in Tbilisi: Georgians are fighting for freedom., Protesters near the parliament were met with water cannons. In response, demonstrators are throwing fireworks, stones, and debris.
Georgians fight for their freedom, as putin and Ivanishvili try to create a Belarus type state in the Caucasus.
And our flag is right there, in the center of the capital, Tbilisi.
No one rearranges deck chairs better than you do, Boss.
Official Embassy position: @kajakallas.bsky.social makes the boss cry.
Official Embassy position: No Smoking on the dance floor.
Moron Alert.
#NAFOArticle5
Nyet, Embassy analysts cannot see Victoria Nuland and Marie Yovanovitch handing out cookies on Rustaveli Avenue tonight. But we reserve the right to claim that they were, if our pro-Kremlin criminal gang is ousted from Georgia.
New Rule: You shall not complain about Hunter Biden's pardon on my feed unless you also admit the Supreme Court pardoned Trump for a coup.
So we're told.
Fake Ambassador coming up from Embassy bunker for look: President Khuylo has nuked Washington, DC tonight? No? Then why so many Republicans crying on FoxNews?
Ambassador is big Mark Hamill fan. Wish dog happy birthday, or we nuke Berlin.
Official Embassy position is, "Da."
Official Embassy position is:
Official Embassy position: World needs more people like Ann Selzer.
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To thank Kim Jong Un for futile sacrifice of 15,000 NK soldiers in Kursk, we clone best agent ("X") & ask clone agent ("XX") to help KJU invent self-cooking Cybercabbage to feed starving nation.
Concept is already proven by X as deep-cover automaker CEO: just add salt water & product cooks itself.
On Saturdays, Ambassador has Kremlin conference call with President and advisors to review week's events.
We found others' Starter Packs very helpful for finding people here. We've created our own: go.bsky.app/43f7vja
