John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt

lmaooooo. in a weird way i think whoever made this is complimenting you, not disparaging you.

leftists are gonna hate this.

trump is bad and all but did he ever share a stage briefly with liz cheney? leftists stand by their choice to ally with trump and maga in 2024 still (go look at any post talking about schumer or jefferies - they blame them for everything as a minority party lol)

lmao im just at a loss, somehow you leftists after playing a major role in republicans and trump taking power back are now back to blaming dems as the minority party. it'll never end. i will never understand why leftists continue to do the bidding of MAGA

Remember folks, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are no different than Donald Trump according to the leftists. We should all stop paying attention to what’s Donald Trump is doing, after all there’s a genocide going on in Gaza.

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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

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lmao - 4d chess move right there, let's punish the side that actually gave a shit about gaza (though not to the level that hamas lovers wanted) in favor of the side that very openly encourages bibi and campaigned on turning gaza into a vacation resort.

y'all are just too fucking stupid it hurts.

maybe they should've "resisted maga" in 2024 when they spent the entire year screaming at the top of their lungs at both democratic presidential candidates in an attempt to decrease turnout and hand the election over to trump (which ended up successful and had down ballet effects).

lmao OF COURSE you're an aussie.

god you people are so fucking useless. RUN A PROGRESSIVE YOURSELVES?! why can't you dipshits win a state or national election if your guys platform is so damn popular? you literally exist simply to play spoiler every 4 years when y'all decide to lock arms with republicans to "own da libs". worthless

they've never won a statewide election before or scored more than 5% in a presidential national election in their entire history and they've got the audacity to sit here and not only ally with MAGA to bring down democrats BUT THEN act like they have any valuable advice that dems should listen to lol

CAN PROGRESSIVES WIN A SINGLE FUCKING NATIONWIDE ELECTION BEFORE THEY GET ON THEIR HIGH HORSE WITH ADVICE ON HOW TO WIN NATIONAL ELECTIONS?!?!?!

how many goddamn years do you fucks get to stay in the grassroots phase of your glorious tankie political uprising? all you do is bitch and lose elections

can progressives just win a single statewide election besides bernie sanders? if you can do that we'll shut the fuck up forever but until then, stop pretending how easy it is to win national elections when democrats have to fight leftists and MAGA on a two front war.

you leftists are just a meme at this point it's so sad. damned if dems do damned if they don't. they won't have your support and y'all will never get it. y'all just wanna watch the world burn so you can complain along the way

so glad your conscience is clear meanwhile marginalized groups of people (including gazans) suffer all because you and the girlies wanted to do a revolution for the tiktok. i know this wont get through your head since you all envision yourselves as ghandi/malcolm x hybrids but you're an awful person

look at all the leftists who voted with their conscience in 2024 mad that a minority party (which they made happen) can't just snap their fingers and make the bad man go away lol. we're so fucking cooked as a country at this point. y'all are dumber than MAGA and that's so hard to accomplish.

this shit just cracks me up. you leftists made it your goal in 2024 to make dems pay for their insolence and they lost the presidency, the senate and the house as a result. fast forward to 2025 and as the minority party y'all are upset that they aren't virtue signaling the exact way that you want.

that brother was SHOOKETH lol

leftists across all social media have been defending an authoritarian dictator that has ruled for 25 years and stolen elections all weekend because they can't understand that a broken clock (trump) can still be correct sometimes. and jill stein was leftists "vote with your conscience" vote in 2024.

if everyone right of marx is a republican, when are you guys going to finally win a national election? i'm seriously asking... when are you guys going to win ANYTHING and save everyone? how long do we have to wait for you guys to levitate over here to save us know nothing normie libs?

lmfao. the heir to the bernie sanders progressive throne has spoken. can't wait to hear kamala harris get blamed for this next somehow.

come on now leftists, let's find some cool new ways to blame walz/newsom/pritzker/hochul for this lol.

the psycho leftists here have absolutely made politics and any kind of resistance to trump/MAGA just a miserable endeavor. i've never seen a more useful group of idiots to the MAGA cause. torpedoed both 2024 dem presidential nominees and are now blaming dems for the consequences of their actions.

Wait what was the globe/sock/rose allegiances referencing I always thought it was just some random ass aesthetic lol

I now draw the distinction between leftists and liberals (I’m assuming you and I both fall into the lib category). Putting everyone left of center into “leftist” is indeed right wing work as it makes normie libs look worse being associated with folks who hate America/capitalism/etc

take a screenshot of this, it's gonna do numbers on DSA tiktok i'm sure you'll get all the affirmation your mentally unwell self needs from the revolution now girlies/

lmao. sure thing, mean ol kamala harris was your oppressor lol. seek help. stop trying to harm marginalized people and get a therapist instead.

you're the only one here who has suggested removing any country/territory lol. but sure thing, go log off and think about why it is you're okay with kicking 10 million israelis from their home because they can always just go live somewhere else lol.