kayfabe jones

Willow smiling

Painting of wrestler Willow Nightingale.

just started the audiobook of todd gordon's autobiography

and i say again:

nobody benefits more from living inside the wwe media bubble than paul heyman

paulie's skeletons could fill an entire city block of closets

#wrestlesky 🤼

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In the first "Everything You Need to Know About #AEW", @rjcity.bsky.social and Renee Paquette break it all down (so far).

Watch the full video on the AEW YouTube channel: youtu.be/G6rCEvH41ds

otis b drifting off

"today's yapping is brought to you in association with RAGE"

ftr interrupting ciampa???

maybe some ... diy on the horizon

#AEWDynamite 🤼

kurt apparently agrees

but his body is beyond even thoughts and prayers at this point

sadly, we're never going to know 🤼

both are incredible all-rounders. and both have alarming disregards for their physical wellbeing

kurt is the better pure athlete

but imho. danielson is better at the little details 🤼

austin. rock. hhh. hbk. taker. kane. jericho. benoit. guerrero. rey. lesnar. joe. aj. abyss. jarrett

all had very good to great matches with kurt

tk wanted to book him vs. kenny omega. now THAT would've been something 🤼

assuming "blake" is still worth a brass button after that mob are through with her

hanger's match is up next

"and his opponent, marty s___"

😬

"___now"

🫣

#AEWDynamite 🤼

well okay. just don't sign his brother, swoggle

#AEWDynamite 🤼

bet shibata was a proud dad watching #AEWDynamite last night

3 of his sons worked the opening 2 matches

well. 2 sons and 1 bastard kidd 🤼

Marina’s still wearing a key, even though they don’t have a briefcase anymore.

Do the Death Riders engage in chastity kink? Is that why they’re so strict on Yuta?

if you've never seen max headline arena mexico with mistico from last year

(the rematch, in cmll)

seriously. go out of your way to correct that

mjf plays the perfect heel. plus mistico damn near bleeds out

it's incredible

scumbag he may be. but mjf is such a good storyteller bell-to-bell

#AEWDynamite 🤼

lifeguard on duty

elderly baby 💜

heard there were no ears here, 'ere

vampire whose weakness is calamansi

nah. ancient and powerful yet hideously ugly evil currently trapped in the sewers

that's vkm

don callis is the mayor

i asked catGPT. and he stabbed me in the leg

does ... that make mjf cordelia 🤔🤼

Shower thought this morning: if Hangman is Buffy, that would make Kenny his Angel (who turned evil on him in S2 after they had sex [won the titles]) and Swerve his Spike (who initially tried to kill him to prove his reputation but ended up falling in love).

whomst among us hasn't been tired and high and had a mengele effect about the mandela effect 🤭

@wrassletrash.bsky.social be like "this shit again" 😉✌️

braincell fully engaged

as long as nobody pulls the plug. he's laughing