Ryno, cultist of the lamp

Poppa Tac - You Got This [One Day at a Time] YouTube video by Full Tac

youtu.be/4wZ5V_FG8XY?...

Luigi 'em

white boys club |:

A clothing tag that says "Made in China"

Bless the Maker

The piece of wood from the first post cut in half, the cut ends facing the camera. There is a ring of darker wood surrounding a yellowish center. One of the pieces has small pockets exposed.

A small bug that was in an interior pocket of the wood. It resembles an ant.

update

A misshapen, oblong piece of wood that does not seem to align with natural growth patterns

The same piece of wood from another angle

The same piece of wood from a third angle

need a tree nerd (complimentary) to tell me what's going on here

Hell yeah

the previews lined up really well

some might say it's too humane

Those cheese utensils are adorable

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

A hand-sized silver cardboard package which reads "Male serial stimulant; Herb Viagra; The Men Power; the best salable product of the world; MMC; Makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms, 1 capsule lasts 2-3 days"

An open package of Plan B One-Step emergency contraceptive

environmental storytelling via picking up roadside trash

friday vibing

This exists but possession is considered a felony

but Japanese *is* cool and fun

I read the purple container as "pies" at first

This platypus is totally duckpilled

THREAD

H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.

That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.

Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."

That hasn't changed!

Ours is fully rotting, unlike any of its majestic forebears

for those of you who like omens and/or portents

A lemon pig that is heavily browned and goopy

so lemon pig 2026 is rotting

we made it through "Face/Off," surely this can't be more challenging

Donald Glover lived there & was a writer, so probably an intentional nod for local folks

that looks amazing, picturesque and hearty

Alabama Mudslide

A lemon pig; a fresh lemon with ears cut from the peel, 2 cloves for eyes, a curled tin foil tail, 4 toothpicks as legs, holding a penny in a cut "mouth"

Three lemon pigs; the fresh one from the first picture and 2 dessicated ones from previous years

Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026

Image depicts the following, which is the text transcription. It's very cute! "Lemon Piglet (11) For good luck in the New Year, a lemon piglet is a must! Insert four toothpicks into a lemon for legs. Slit pointed end for mouth to hold shiny penny, and two cuts for the ears. Eyes are cloves. Crush and curl foil for silly tail."

Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋

A box of frozen mushroom & 3 cheese egg white frittatas, brand name "Veggies Made Great"

none of those are veggies

you watching Death Note?

I cannot say at this time for fear of invalidating results of future trials, but will report back when we publish