Patches Frankenstein 🔩🧵 ENVtuber

I'm sorry for my absence. I have been feeling incredibly down and mentally in the gutter. I am trying my best to pick up the pieces and get back to work. It has genuinely been hard, but i want to continue to make an effort.

happy birthday, dad. when i first started twitch streaming, you bought me a second monitor and were my first subscriber. you have always been supportive of my interests and picked me up when i've fallen. i chase my dreams thanks to you.

if you give me a running start i can slide faster than a moving car

ok.............

ok but....can you

STREAMATHON 》WAKE THE FUCK UP WE HAVE GHOSTS TO CATCH

Why am I so parasocial over a phasmophobia map

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IS IT BECAUSE I'M LOUD???

STREAMATHON 》It's Back!

There will be some slight changes to how the streamathon works, because I need time to rest and recover, but let's continue! Let's go! Let's play some Cult of the Lamb today!

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can you blame me, have you SMELLED a goth girl?

reply with your funniest post idea. i promise i wont steal it and post it on my own socials. i definitely haven't run out of ideas.

new card idea: eaten by wolves, pay 3 black mana and sacrifice a non wolf creature to give all of your wolves +3/+3

wizards of the coast is proud to announce magic the gathering: greys anatomy

if you back seat me in a game im going to show up in your car and backseat your driving. enjoy trying to drive while im in your backseat screaming that we are going to crash. im taking you with me.

someone on stream said that i have anger issues. i dont have anger issues, i'm just incredibly historically bad at 95% of video games.

if you ask any girl on the spectrum what their comfort game is, you're going to get an answer that is the most horrifying, uncomforting, disturbing game ever known to man. fuck animal crossing, where are my resident evil girls at. where are my silent hill gals at.

i just want you guys to know that my parents watched this stream live on their television

Nevermind this fucker DISSENTED against me. Fuck you Sparkles I used you to open up the door to silkcraddle.

no streamathon today, i'm resting and recovering and doing so by playing some cult of the lamb. it won't be a long stream, but let's hang out, okay?

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i hate cult of the lamb. i indoctrinated a follower that was supposed to be a sacrifice. i got him to level 10, he asked me to be a disciple. i make him my disciple. he tells me im the only person who has ever believed in him. ive spent 3 hours raising his level. i cry and go get another follower.

 
but thankfully im really good at doing house chores and paying adult bills now, thanks mom

chat keeps asking me to say things to them in my mommy voice but i dont think they understand i grew up with a mother who wrangled us together like wild horses to do our chores. there was a lot of yelling. i dont think i know what a soft mother sounds like. go clean your room

womens shirts are made from literally a prayer and some scotch tape

⚡Streamathon Day #10

im going to start calling connor 'mom'

im sorry to tell you this but every vtuber you love shares a single braincell and none of us get access to it. we have collectively decided to give the braincell to cdawgva. it is in his custody.

chat is your biggest hater they do NOT want you to be cute and successful

⚡Streamathon Day #4

no more stream today. im uh. goin to the emergency room. again.

STREAMATHON DAY 15》GIVE IT UP FOR DAYYYYY 15!!!

We are going to cowork some so someone can finish the info document she has to send off to her manager (bad patches...) and then we're going to play an indie game that makes me laugh a little too hard

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it is terribly easy to rage bait me. if you come into stream and tell me that i am wrong about something, you will single handedly distract me for the next hour as i tell you why i am right even when i am obviously very wrong

a sketch of a character with black and white hair, bolts on either side of their head, and a collar smiles broadly while holding up fingers to indicate a heart-like shape.

doodle of good friend @patchworkdmonster.bsky.social !