emily 🩷

haloed men snoozing in a renaissance painting, a detail from a depiction of christ in the garden of gethsemane

me and the boys when 3pm hits

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

Houses of Parliament, London, Sun Breaking Through - 1904
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10926

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

the European mind cannot comprehend the concept of the Good Rx prescription drug coupon

nothing like becoming the operations manager of 16 accounts over the course of two weeks to put all your organizational, perfectionistic, OCD optimizing-core (not in a quirky way but a real way hahaha) qualities to the test 🤠

i like when good political things happen in texas even if they’re not up to someone else’s standard of “good”

happy BIRTHDAY YELIX

i meant a month not a year lol BUT MY POINT STANDS

i hate that we are in a place where i find myself briefly thinking “oh the amount you’re raising it is Totally Fair Considering the World” when the reality is like, respectfully man, you don’t need my extra $60-100 a year. you really don’t!!!

has any l*ndlord ever considered just simply not raising the rent every year

chili oil on my finger when i itched my eye. hopital

i took a very long hiatus but i finally did a barre workout again tonight

unfortunately i love my expensive jeans so much and they are the best comfiest length and fit ever

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

sigh

when the podcast ends with someone saying “no generative AI was used in the writing or production of this podcast” 🙏😤🙂‍↕️👏

After several months of silence they just emailed me to let me know they will never be paying my invoice.

thinking about Evening Matcha

someone is mansplaining the differences in taste between zero sugar and regular soda to me on reddit. respectfully, you don’t know who i am and i would beat you in a blind taste test

Did they bomb a school because Claude told them it was a military target???

it could still happen tonight, or perhaps tomorrow

“Lower headcount”? These are people lives, you fucking monsters. Rot in hell with the shitty world you helped facilitate. Can’t wait to hear the thinkpiece titled “I used to sell AI garbage that destroyed people’s livelihoods, then AI took my livelihood. I am sad.” Take me off your list, psycho. Sincerely, Alison Gianotto Founder & Chief Mohawk Officer agianotto@grokability.com Website: https://snipeitapp.com Support: https://support.snipeitapp.com "If we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as 'lines produced' but as 'lines spent.'"– Edsger Dijkstra On Feb 27, 2026, at 12:31, Olivia Murphy <olivia.murphy@falarudi.info> wrote: Alison, Quickly circling back - Ever looked into AI answering your calls at 70%+ less vs staffing? Think lower headcount & more time focusing on profitable activities. Let me know if this is worth looking into. Olivia Murphy

Over here having a very normal one.

(Seriously, fuck these companies though.)

No one should be using ChatGPT or partnering with OpenAI for anything.

screenshot of part of an email from ubereats that says “Grab it and go-for half the price. 50% off pick-up orders. Two meals left to save up to $30 this weekend! Discover delicious savings with Uber Eats Pick-Up! Spend $2500000 or more and get 50% off your next two orders, up to $15 off each. This juicy offer is available for pick-up only,”

okay who’s hungry

what the fuck friday night

everyone say “emily start working out regularly again it will make you feel good”

Emily is crying because she’s thinking about “sheep wearing jeans”

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

watching justified for the first time and everyone is making choices i personally would not make