MY SON, yesterday: I want the Cubs to win.
ME: Not me.
SON: Why?
ME: I'm still mad about them beating us in 2016.
SON: Dad, you can't stay mad at a team forever.
ME: The hell I can't. That's not even close to my oldest grudge.
generals gathered in their masses
the Republicans hold the house, senate and White House and the public polling is like β80% blame the Democrats for the government shut downβ
just absolutely playing to lose
Someone give me game recommendations. Iβm bored. (Xbox please. Someone pay to repair my PS5)
Oh it seems like everytime I self destruct I find new ways to make it even worse and more life shattering. Itβs almost impressive that I havenβt learned to dig up
Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too
Go Birds
This app still worth using?
Jordan Romano looks like Lil Dicky but heβs really just a Huge Asshole
John Fisher getting cursed at and booβd outta Sutter Health park tonight.
#FJF
Black kids on ATVs= gang of youths
White kids on ATVs= just kids having some fun
I would be afraid of large cities too with a haircut like that
Everything Taking Too Long
Everything Taking Too Long theonion.com/everyth...
OOOOF
Iβm alive. Ugh.
people keep sharing clips from the ice cube war of the worlds movie and I'm fucking dying
Trevor Bauer pitching like shit
At least we still have this
Jhoan Duran intro at Citizens Bank Park
Potty training is like being tortured by the CIA
screenshot of a tweet from the late great Iron Sheik that says, simply: "FUCK THE HULK HOGAN"
sing it for us one more time, sheiky baby
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent cheese meal?
The term piss missle will always make me laugh lmao
Fuck yo domes
Rest in piss the hulk hogan
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan dies at 71 Watch: Ariel Helwani on Hulk Hogan's career, legacy
No, I don't believe I will
Bill OβReilly realizing live on air that Trump killed Epstein sure is something