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βš“οΈπŸŒŠπŸ‹πŸ¦€πŸŸ fat uncle who draws animals πŸ’™ JOIN MY PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/timesnewnorman

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β€œI’m unc πŸ₯€β€ and it’s someone in their early 20s…… WHERE is your bulging beer belly? Your shoulder and chest hair? Your triple layer dewlap emerging from your face? The wife that left you? Kids that forgot you? MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you kindly! πŸ’™ πŸƒ

04.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Other goodies on Patreon, this theme art requests are PokΓ©mon! πŸ’™ www.patreon.com/timesnewnorman

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XP Printing - The Experiential Printing Beta

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02.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‚ March sticker club πŸ‚
Slots are FULL on Patreon, but check out my referral link and get your own custom stickers for 15% off πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ πŸ”—

02.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸƒπŸ’¦β˜€οΈ

01.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful!!!!

09.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re receiving major backlash on Twitter right now, but since bluesky already has a continuous certain rep about Palestine like you mentioned yourself, it is not surprising to me. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ it’s weird it keeps happening, is all.

09.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to check bluesky more often to see your art!!!

09.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pp what are your feelings about me though

09.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t hate America at this point then you’re NOT A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT πŸ¦… 🍻 πŸ”₯ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

09.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminiscing (1/3) #comic

01.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminiscing (1/3) #comic

01.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ASAP

01.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALL MASTERPIECES

30.01.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t hate anyone” - some right winger right now

30.01.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough people are making fun of trump shitting his pants. He needs a nickname like he gives every other person. Trump dump

21.01.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bump!

09.01.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1/2 #comic

14.12.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll never be proud of this country

08.01.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1/2 #comic

14.12.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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89 years young!

05.12.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOSH I WONDER WHY I COULD NO LONGER REACH MY 6K FOLLOWERS THERE, HOLY SHIT

04.12.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeehaw #art

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Happy Godzilla Day!

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November rewards 🍁🧑 www.patreon.com/timesnewnorman

01.11.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PLUS don’t miss: join this month and get the next FREE! I skip billing during the holidays for my supporters every year. 🧑

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