tyler

made an alt ig tap in if u want

If i go an hour without posting somewhere i will literally kill myself and die

i have a really busy week

cutting out energy drinks and nicotine and going from 10mg adderall a day to 5mg so i can stop being anxious all the time

I wish i had more money so i could get a personal trainer lol… i’ve tried to bulk/gain muscle but didn’t do the workouts correctly and just got fat like 5 different times now

Was gonna do a poll on if i should get raising canes or in n out for dinner but they don’t have polls on here. and nobody reply i don’t care anymore

Too many people nowadays are trying to curate a vibe that doesn’t suit them. like imagine if one day i started posting aesthetic fit pics and fashion grwms on instagram. y’all would be like the fuck

i have friction burn under my lip from eating a mango so aggressively

i’m so lucky my thing online is being mediocre imagine having to put together outfits or like edit video clips. i’m shivering at the thought

people spend hundreds and hundreds trying to find the best skincare products when really covering your face in aquaphor before you go to sleep makes 95% of skin problems better

Still haven’t watched barbie

the holidays always get me down so i went on a 45 minute walk and played “what was i made for?” on a loop and wow. i don’t use this term lightly but instant classic. one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever heard

sorry but 2025 gonna be a bad year to be one of my haters like yall have no idea

Taking care of myself and going to the gym everyday so I can exploit my physical appearance and youth even more in 2025

sometimes i wake up in a different bedroom

quitting cigarettes. for real this time

2025 i’m following where my mind goes

The club can’t even handle me right now

not my white ass in the corner in the spotlight losing my religion

i wish it was the 60s i wish we could be happy

The 🌐🏳️‍🌈 accounts on twitter are so annoying and gay and nothing they post about is important. unlike my account where everything i say is important

Gonna start putting creative direction by tyler woodward in the caption on my selfies on instagram

Honestly like a day in my brain would kill the average person yall don’t even understand what goes on up here

Jerking off to its always sunny in philadelphia

It’s so funny how dumb men are like you are so fucking stupid

Obsessed with latina tweeting