Andrew Nahem

I am being reminded.

(They’re giving me a new mind.)

I’ll be in my office.

I still feel that the singular of emoji should be emojon.

Might alert the distribution center.

By the way, a friend On Here mentioned a Japanese film called Occult Bolshevism.

An entire deal.

And it should be consistent throughout the Evil Twinverse. Brown hair always Good, blond always Evil. Or—the other way around??

That whole thing.

Like GROUNDHOG DAY, I feel like THE SUBSTANCE is ascending into a whole genre.

And then, do you say I feel nauseated, or I feel nauseous?

(The first one being more “correct,” I believe, but the second more common, at least in the US.)

Hold on now.

BRING IT ON! TOP TEN HORROR MOVIES OF THE 21ST CENTURY!!

Well, yes I do.

Twelfth Night, or Whatever

Brideshead: Reloaded

as it were.

but WERE it? WERE it??

more like as it weren't amirite

Never let the perfect be the enemy of the goo.

there's going to be an ocean's prequel? wouldn't ocean's 1 just be george clooney nicking something?

(No longer “cute.”)

I hope I die before I get thrown off a cliff

Midsommar generation
M-Midsommar generation, baby

LiDAR is like RADAR, except that it always lies.

Yes, but: once the cafeteria at Time Inc had a psychotic break (I assume) and put cinnamon on . . . salmon.

A screenshot of a title card from the 1924 Soviet silent science fiction film Aelita: Queen of Mars. On a black background white type: “An unpleasant discovery at the distribution center.”

Oh dear!

Measure twice, cut once.

Black and white? Is that a brand name?

I am tentatively thinking about knuckling under and using *product* for basically the first time in my life. First: haircut.

It's kind of like when people amass great wealth and they lose their minds.

(I've said before that I have naturally-occurring Punk Rock hair: it wants to stand up straight if I don't take drastic measures, like, uh, combing it with water.)

I do not any longer have a *lot* of hair, but the hair that I do have . . . is insane.

Mrs. Dudgeon: “Oh my god, you're cute.* Oh my god. The cuteness is . . . kinda terrifying.”

*by which she means that my hair has Gone Crazy again and I badly need a haircut.

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