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a cartoon of calvin and hobbes looking at a frog ALT: a cartoon of calvin and hobbes looking at a frog

Love to live out Calvin & Hobbes comics irl

eek, working all those ends would probably fry off that last gay nerve

That's exactly the case.
It was the cheaper option.

Anyways, shout out to my wife for noticing that the jar labeled pesto that we bought the other day was actually cashew. And then not serving it with dinner, so I didn't have to worry about needing a surprise Dr visit.

If you grab a jar of pesto off the shelf at a grocery store, you'd expect it to contain pine nuts right? Like, basil & pine nuts is the default version. And if it wasn't those two, it'd clearly be called out in the name right? Not just, pesto. Like, walnut pesto or some other herb pesto.

I didn't need references when I applied.

You can come be my coworker!

I 100% feel safer thanks to them!
(Also sarcasm)

Sticker of Snoopy and Garfield kissing, surrounded by the words "I love being gay" and a bunch of pink hearts

We know for a fact that these two are

A sticker of Gregg from Night in the Woods, asking, crimes?

Stickers on the wild!
This time, we've got Gregg from Night in the Woods asking if you're a, you know, homosexual

Honestly, like, I know this isn't true, but laughing at dumb theories is better for my brain right now than getting caught in a doom spiral at the state of the world.

Conspiracy thought:
Driver's hate bike lanes, not because they think it slows them down, but because they secretly like running over cyclists.

Noooo, that's even worse!

Gonna be for a shirt. So like, it actually matters a lot this time.

This is kinda the vibe of a lot of my projects right now, tbh.

When you knit a gauge swatch several months back, but forgot to write down what needle size you used...

It sucked most when my body was like, owww, everything you eat hurts. And now I guess I'm just used to things always kinda aching?

Or you'll be "lucky" like me, and it'll be your 20s when your stomach calls it quits on ibuprofen

The whole interaction still just feels like a wtf dream hours later

Still thinking about this stranger lady who reached for my coffee and asked if she could taste it while my wife and I were waiting to cross the street.

The amount of bike stuff bought for exactly that reason

Tbh, groupset matters less there lol
Just match them with your pad compound

The part of cuddling before sleep where she starts getting hypnic jerks
☺️

Absurd size? My brain is like, none of those are that big! They're all just midsize!
Until other part of my brain realizes that we've got no true small cars on the market here and its idea of small is shit.

A car that backed up onto a sidewalk because it was longer than the space left to parallel park

Just gonna make my own parking spot riiiight here

I too just learned how much he sucks thanks to this

This might also be depression posting.
That I feel powerless and unable to do anything about things I literally do have the ability to change.

My brain is convinced I can just throw it all out and start over, and I need my heart to get on board before I get buried in fabric and sewing patterns and books and balls of yarn and little containers I think would be useful to store things in that I never store anything in.

Really got hit by the messy apartment feels tonight

Can't organize the piles of stuff because there's piles of stuff in the way of what you wanna organize