Stringfellow Hawke

Is Cory Lewandowski fucking Markwayne Mullin now? Just a weird thought

I'm ready to start hating the Red Wings like I did 15 years ago

Oh no, what are we gonna do without those..... 7 catches for 81 yards? How does Beane still have a job?

I'm good with pretty much everything the Sabres did, or didnt do, including the Parayko deal falling through. A Robert Thomas trade wouldve been cool but whatever. Added depth and grit. The WAGON rolls on.

Robert Thomas incoming

Hopefully not a "Special Military Operation". Last I saw, those last 4 years and counting.

Martin Brundle enjoying a drink over this

The newest Sabre

Doan looked hurt, no good

Sabres don't need no stinking trade

Stupid rule that if you score on a delayed penalty it wipes out the penalty

Maybe the worst 5 on 3 Ive ever seen

Markwayne Mullin is to American politics what Billy Joe Hobert was to quarterbacking

Hey Jarmo, go get Nazim Kadri

Bob Wischusen stinks

She'll get a preemptive pardon anyway. Pardons need to go away.

They already are

Jesus that's weird

Never wanted him anyway

Fuck him then. Moving on.

BRING BACK UNRELIABILITY

I call bullshit. He can't live without the attention.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a spaceship and says hi everybody . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a spaceship and says hi everybody .

Will Ferrel needs to play this fool on SNL

I just bet $100 on it

Ok, we're in unprecedented territory. I reopened my Fanduel account to bet $100 on the Sabres to win the cup at +2700. I figure those odds will be +1500 to +2000 if they pull off a trade for Robert Thomas. WAGON!!!

Yes, but I need the dramatic Marv Albert narrated, Jan Hammer music havin, lead in before I get the injection

Why is the Golden Knights vs Sabres game blacked out on ESPN plus in Phoenix? What the hell is that?

Well, Formula 1's gotten boring in recent years so...

That guy should never speak in public. He's so fuckin stupid.