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Just a reminder: this war is a distraction from the Epstein files. But we don't need the Epstein files to know DONALD TRUMP IS A RAPIST. He was already convicted by a jury of his peers. What would be the penalty for that in a civilized society?

Hey @atviassist.bsky.social when your cybersecurity is so bad that you blame the public for leaks and are the constant target of DDoS attacks, that's going to....class?......."cause problems!"

Hey @atviassist.bsky.social when you use generative AI to replicate actors voices and likenesses, it "causes problems." This is fun, I'll be at this all day.

Hey @atviassist.bsky.social when you target children with endless micro transactions for cosmetics because you know kids are motivated to be part of an "in group", it "causes problems."

Hey @atviassist.bsky.social when you release half baked DLC as a full priced games, it "caused problems."

Lol. Get fucked @atviassist.bsky.social . Greedy fucks.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Sounds like a right wing trap

#fuckjeffbezos

Surely that's not some shadowy group that's not actually progressive, right? Guys? Guys!!??

Sick old man at a podium

Something's up here. Snide jokes aside, why would he make this statement with a hat on recorded from this distance. We can't even see his eyes. What are they hiding?

Don't say it! It's fool's spring!!!!

US military used laser to take down Border Protection drone, lawmakers say Members of Congress say the U.S. military used a laser to shoot down a Customs and Border Protection drone.

Resign.
Resign.
Resign.

Have some basic decency: resign.

apnews.com/article/mili...

Art of the deal!

Before Iran, we should nuke Goldman Sachs

🤣

Ehh, honestly, get back in the office and manage some emergencies. Shoveling aint what we hired him for and neither is virtue signaling

Do people not realize that they're all humans? Serving in a body designed by other people? Inside a government that's also a construct?!!! ITS ALL MADE UP FOLKS! THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE REALITY! Don't be surprised when people are full of contradictions. They're just monkeys who made tools.

Lol. Not me. Blicky at the ready.

Well, now we know there's no proof of UFOs or he would have blabbed about it by now. What a doofus.

The fuck is he even talking about?

This is what a winner sounds like. As opposed to anything coming out of the white house which is PURE LIMP DICK LOSER ENERGY.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Wow.

Palantir wants all your medical records through an NIH program called N3C

It's even worse when you realize this is a shot over the bow to his own daughter. 🤮

US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables The US government deployed xAI's Grok to give dietary advice -- and it's giving some eyebrow-raising advice.

I'm not a strict assitarian but even I know that a PEELED banana is a nonstarter. futurism.com/artificial-i...

Vodka can go bad, and when you mix it with crushed up ozempic, this happens.

The artists interpretations are unnecessarily sinister but they're also fucking awesome

If Trump knew what he was doing he'd send ICE to deport Jizzlane and "accidently" kill her in the process. Such a disappointing dictator.

Did they get dentistry and decent food over there? Fuckin twats.