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Coach Jerry (referee πŸ”΅)

@gopher33j

He/Him/Coach "Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least." Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches. .doopers on Discord

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I hope you get punched in the face - more than once

HBd

06.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

I know the order you gave that in

06.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen enough

I’m running for president

06.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Perfect

06.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have to, but also may continue to do it if you’d like

06.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

06.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bully for you!

Bully bully

06.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Murder bears will fuck you up

06.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See

It’s called compromise and I’m already good at it

06.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will not be running for president with β€œhim”

Would consider @badposter.lol for VP though

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What if I say I will just to get your vote and instead dissolve Iowa state

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More than once?

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a soccer referee

This is fucking bullshit. I’m blowing my whistle to restart play when I want to. By laws of the game, the center referee runs the official clock of every match.

30 seconds water break isn’t bad - but none of this multi minute bullshit

06.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen enough

I’m running for president

06.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Coach for president

06.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks - I hate it

06.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also today

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

What a strong leader

06.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe to add another continent get the Dropkick Murphys in there too

06.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh

Neat

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want Jarvis Cocker and Peter Garrett of Midnight Oil to beat the fuck out of some rich fascists.

I’ve seen Midnight Oil - Peter is tall

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the worst idea you’ve ever had

I don’t need any of you on my slack instances

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I listed to β€œrunning the world” a lot today - because 20 years later it’s still true

06.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Slice of onion is a nice addition as well

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Models highly confident in blue ocean event

Models highly confident in blue ocean event

In other news
Blue Ocean Event expected this summer in the arctic

This is when things start to get even worse

The arctic being 10+ degrees Celsius over the past several days isn’t good

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Now I want hamloaf

I still eat deviled ham spread - don’t fucking judge

05.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up eating hamloaf because ham was cheaper than meat

You fucking wealthy pigs

My parents worked 2-3 blue collar jobs each. Our cars were driven until they died. We camped on vacations because hotels were too expensive

Fucking fuck

05.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

See you

05.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0