Backpedaling on the "unconditional surrender" demand by saying we'll tell them when they've surrendered is so funny
06.03.2026 20:03
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Backpedaling on the "unconditional surrender" demand by saying we'll tell them when they've surrendered is so funny
Isn't the idea supposed to be that it's countering the multiple GOP attempts to gerrymander and we don't know how all of those will end up so Ds have to try to squeeze as many as they can
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
[looking in a mirror] i think this doppelganger version of me is conscious because look, every time I frown it also frowns
This helps clear up what it means in a military context but when Hegseth uses it I don't think he's drawing a careful distinction between "speed and force vs explosive ordinance", he just thinks it sounds cool
Shocked that years of kissing Putin's ass has not paid any strategic dividends
Imagine seeing this stunted adolescence and not just finding it kind of pathetic.
I mean I *like* a lot of these things and I find it embarrassing, because I understand that real life isn't a movie and it's childish to treat it like one.
One great reason not to go around boasting about ushering in a new “Golden Age of America” before you have any evidence that your policies are having any positive effect is because it looks silly. If it ends up your policies are actually having a *negative* effect, well…
Pokemon Pokopia logo reads "abolish ice"
I know The Pokemon Company put out a statement saying it's "not affiliated with any political viewpoint or agenda" but
Jeff I looked up how much these cost and I’m calling social services to put your wallet into protective custody
Amiibflation
The absolute glee on this host's face is so funny
"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"
Noem was relatively smart and evil and Mullin is dumb as bricks and also evil so basically we're hoping he's too incompetent to be as effective at the evil
I actually now have a third review this week if you can believe it. Scott Pilgrim EX is very much pandering to my exact demographic, and I'm fully okay with that. It's solid brawler comfort food.
www.gamespot.com/reviews/scot...
This is a great point. Lots of online leftists either live in red areas now, or grew up in conservative communities. We're not the ones who are unfamiliar with how the other side thinks. That would be rural Rs who are convinced that the moment you step into NYC you get mugged by a trans antifa.
Played yes, finished no. Feels like it’s about time.
Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.
I’ve resolved to play through Yoshi’s Island before the Mario Galaxy movie comes out. It’s always been a bit of a Mario blind spot for me.
Has anyone else theorized that the baby Mario mechanic was inspired by Sonic’s rings
Fair point, I didn’t really mean Trump is cutting together tape for the insta
Not exactly the point here but all the AI-generated Trump pictures look like they’re working from him around 2015/2016, they haven’t really captured that modern day “rotting from the inside” Trump look
“world peace between…” is so funny
For years they told us video games would make young people callous and indifferent to real-world violence. Instead we have old people callously sending young people to die and using video games to produce viral content for armchair warriors.
reaching into a big bucket for snackies but instead of frogs it's protein powder
I never really got why Double Dragon Gaiden wasn’t a bigger success and getting it for just over a buck is bonkers
Biden should borrow a page from Trump and go around constantly saying “I’ve been completely and totally exonerated” and referring to his “perfect signature”
lol
Kyle I’m so sorry
Two weeks? I know he's just trying to post through it but TWO WEEKS? Come on man, at least try to come up with plausible lies.
Very curious to find out how and why Sinestro is terrorizing a small town in Montana or whatever