Not that local emergency planning can't turn into a budget blackhole of terrible spending decisions, either. But if we're going to shovel wheelbarrows full of money at things, probably more effective to do it with emergency management than law enforcement.
07.03.2026 20:12
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Worth considering how your local gov't is handling this. We no longer have FEMA to back up local emergency management failures. And if money is the problem with local planning, I suggest looking at your law enforcement budget first.
07.03.2026 20:08
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The answer lies buried somewhere in the Baroque Cycle.
(There may never be a payout)
07.03.2026 17:34
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[slow clap]
07.03.2026 02:15
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Regular people looking away from this kind of government fuckery is a big part of what enabled [gestures at all of this]
06.03.2026 22:40
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Fingers crossed it's suddenly, in the middle of a press conference.
06.03.2026 21:06
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A lying liar who lies? She was part of the foundation built for this.
06.03.2026 20:07
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Timeless (and timely). My 9, 11, and 15 year olds all *deeply* enjoyed watching it with me recently. Works on so many levels.
06.03.2026 18:22
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It's pretty inspired!
06.03.2026 18:14
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$210m? (2/3 of the figure below) Seems a little low.
06.03.2026 15:44
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Well, I know where I *won't* have to campaign . . .
06.03.2026 15:37
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I am *quite* open to some more budget discipline in Arlington, and any fair version of that would extend to things I like (including this gymnastics program, which once served us wonderfully). But the way that Schwartz is going about this one? No.
Also, fire Mark Schwartz.
06.03.2026 15:36
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Psst. "Upzone the golf courses."
06.03.2026 15:35
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Do we have a breakdown anywhere of how many senior members of this Admin (which includes every GOP Senator and Congressman at this point) have kids in the military?
06.03.2026 15:30
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East coast didn't expect the water wars of the west to arrive so soon . . .
"βI want my daughter to have drinking water. I want my grandkids one day and your grandkids and our community children to have drinking water,β said Misty Dawn Vickers, a Roanoke resident who opposes the project."
06.03.2026 12:36
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Somehow, in the blink of an eye, the most requested podcast on family car rides has gone from Grim, Grimmer, Grimmest to . . . @trashfuture.bsky.social
05.03.2026 23:27
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See, this is the kind of stuff I wanted to be arguing about in 2026, not whether or not a genuine moron should be in charge of an overfunded domestic militia.
05.03.2026 20:54
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Please make sure the House is ready to get moving on @wyden.senate.govβs βNuremberg 2.0β. ASAP.
05.03.2026 20:21
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It's nice to give her husband a shoutout, tho
05.03.2026 19:23
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Another way to look at it is that you're about to become the top domestic militia warlord serving someone who intends to hold on to power for life.
(And yes, Markwayne is absolutely that stupid.)
05.03.2026 19:21
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Kill it with fire. Never ever ever.
05.03.2026 18:32
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Regularly being reminded of that moment every time I tried to Google something last year.
05.03.2026 12:11
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This must be a core mission of the Democratic party right now.
04.03.2026 19:29
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Welp, Trump voters have sacrificed everything else to please their god, so why not their children, too?
04.03.2026 19:22
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Tie every mf'er who says this to the next bomb to be dropped. Absolute ghouls.
04.03.2026 14:21
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Kuwaiti Fighter Jet Mistakenly Shot Down American F-15s, Initial Reports Say
A Kuwaiti F/A-18 fighter jet was the cause of the accidental shootdown of three American F-15s on Sunday, according to three people familiar with initial reports of the incident.
One F/A-18 pilot laun...
youtu.be/icsHJhMeXYo?...
Genuine sympathy for these guys who have committed themselves to serving absolute clown shows.
Just imagine the tragedy of being a kid who takes God and country seriously, but it turns out your people treat Trump as both.
04.03.2026 03:26
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I voted for Buchanan in 1996 thinking I was a clever boy, heightening the contradictions.
I want to punch 1996 me.
04.03.2026 03:05
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Just booked some trips to get me back in the ocean, and I am so ridiculously happy about that.
04.03.2026 03:04
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Just.need.to.make.it.a.little.further . . .
03.03.2026 20:48
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The Oceans Calling lineup
You're stoked to enjoy a few small beers with the boys, just like old times. Here's a fun drinking game: hydrate every time you hear someone talk about a medical procedure they've got coming up. Pace yourself, this is a tourist visa to the past.
bsky.app/profile/sham...
03.03.2026 18:17
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