Jeremy Angstadt

Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(

if not war then why war shaped

You can shorten Operation Epic Fury to the KKKrusades

They might as well just make them into build your own (smutty) adventure books if that’s their attitude.

Fuck Trump. Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck Khamenei. And fuck air strikes.

Bear with me if you can as I attempt to use HPV vaccines to demonstrate why many can’t see the danger of RFK Jr.

TLDR: Disease prevention takes time and discipline. Not discipline of an individual, but the ability to invest in public health when the benefits may not be immediately clear.

Love it!

What's the pattern on your shirt? Ships?

I wonder if because they actually have values they believe in while the rest just want power and are willing to change their "values" to keep it.

Wonder if he'll end the speech with him saying we are currently bombing Iran.

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, an Agatha Christie novel, an alluring snowstorm, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of freshly-baked emotional support scones?

Did Trump ask him call him a good boy afterwards?

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

I have always been a fan of baked french toast. Assembled the night before and then baked the day of.

If you think harassing library workers is a good use of your time in this all-too-brief life, then I genuinely feel sorry for you.

I'd also invite you to fuck off because we have enough to do without your nonsense.

Update: This is what he went with. Nothing says “strictly platonic” like an armored vehicle. 💘😂

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Would have been a lot shorter is she just said white people voting and republicans leading.

no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.

King George, 1782:

I was watching a commercial for a betting app I think and the message is don’t count the under dog out. Their examples: David vs Goliath, alright. Wright brothers, not bad. The Spartans at thermopylae, ummm. Did someone forget to at least finish watching 300 before they made the commercial?

If it was a staffer, they should be asking why is Trump not healthy enough to post on his own social media?

Such a good ginger boy!

If any one believes that, boy do I have a bridge to sell you!

Freudian slip!

Uhh... not to be that guy but... I'm pretty sure the Titantic didn't, you know, "turn around."

I don't think this would have gone any better with any other president WSJ...

jd vance would sell his *own* children for a percocet if he thought it would get him closer to the presidency