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Michelle Kasprzak

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Everybody still talking about AI but it's the quantum computing breaking cryptography thing that is going to really fuck shit up good, that's going to happen within 2-6 years, you heard it here.

09.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Virtuosity annoys me, it confuses art with prowess."
- Γ‰douard LevΓ©

09.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sade is extraordinary.

24.12.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet FA, I got mansplained in 5 minutes. Check to see if anything interesting is happening once a month or less. Happy to see you though!!

24.12.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow well I made a ton of mistakes and there's no edit button. Oh well. You get what I am trying to say, despite a quote that is pasted in wrong and a numbered list that goes nowhere. πŸ™ƒ

27.11.2025 10:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo, sweetheart,” I said, brushing a stray tear from her cheek. β€œMonster is never leaving. Not while I’m here.” She searched my face like she was checking for lies, then threw her thin arms around my neck so hard it almost hurt."

27.11.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"But Monster isn't scary. He's the only person who doesn't look at us like we're already dead." I knelt down so I was eye-level with the little girl (her name tag read β€œLily”). Her lip trembled, and the sight of those huge tears on such a tiny, brave face cracked something open inside me.

27.11.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

""Are you going to make Monster leave?" Her eyes filled with tears. "The last director tried to ban him because parents said he looked scary." My heart stopped. "What?" "She said his tattoos frightened people. That men who look like that shouldn't be around children." The girl started crying.

27.11.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tough looking guy on a tricycle in what appears to be a pediatric cancer ward.

Tough looking guy on a tricycle in what appears to be a pediatric cancer ward.

likes, comments, and shares. And of course life imitates "art", so we find content creators on all kinds of social media also aping this kind of stuff. What an incredibly weird content ouroboros. "A little girl tugged my sleeve. She was maybe six, bald from chemo. Text excerpt:

27.11.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cancer ward. I'll include the image and text sample below. The image is so obviously fake, and the story so full of details that are a bit off, it rings false right away. But it still "feels good", what a charming thought or idea. "Don't judge a book by its cover". These stories rake in thousands of

27.11.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

feel-good hook and it's never subtle. The war veteran with no money who finds purpose. The humans-having-touching-encounters-with-animals genre. The lonely or mentally ill person finding friendship. Always PG, always kind of pure. One of the latest was about a biker guy who entertains the kids in a

27.11.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting a lot of obviously AI tearjerker, feel-good content on FB. I clicked "read more" on one, and now it's gumming up my feed forever. I don't often do anything anymore on Boomerbook but this phenom is fascinating for a few reasons: (1) what it thinks people want. There's always a deep

27.11.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group

1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy

16.07.2025 21:21 πŸ‘ 1762 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 39

We perform for ourselves.

25.11.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to know more!

25.11.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

speak of that separately. But for now it feels like communication is a kind of ruin, we talk to everyone and no one. We try to reach each other but we don't care, it's just impressions and likes and views. We perform for the (rear-view) mirror.

25.11.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a strange idea. Just come and say something. "What's on your mind?" I think as Twitter used to say. It's random. People still want to squabble about stupid things with people they don't know. For some reason this has me thinking of the tearjerker AI stories that now clog Facebook. Maybe I will

25.11.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Takes a look around after a long absence) Right, so, looks like the same old thing: reply guys, people discussing v. serious shit, people being ridiculous and funny, people on their very niche subject. The occasional good meme. It's all mixed up like some kind of weird garbage plate.

25.11.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Milli Vanilli happened and then it turned out they could sing ok and ppl were like β€œwut” and they were like β€œI dunno we feel bad” and now the whole government and all of commercial industry are unapologetic scams to get you to buy bets on, say, whether your neighbors will starve.

25.11.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It became ridiculous and of course they had to add a "jump to recipe" button because it was ridiculous. Anyway, live by the tech, die by the tech

25.11.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is also a group of content creators who were very eager to game the algorithm when it suited -- e.g. making enormously long stories before recipes to keep people on the page longer and raise their search engine results.

25.11.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
I Am An AI Hater I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

27.08.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 5035 πŸ” 1785 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 488
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window . ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window .

I don't like it here and now everyone arrived and is leaving again because these things suck. I know Mastodon is a ghost town but that's because you tried it for 5 seconds and left. At least it isn't owned by the usual shitty people. I'm old and have been through too many of these things.

11.01.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
black text on white paper: HELLO I would like to talk to you / if you have the time / in a new sort of way / about a new sort of world

black text on white paper: HELLO I would like to talk to you / if you have the time / in a new sort of way / about a new sort of world

Stafford Beer writing what I sometimes mistake for Yoko Ono writing

11.01.2025 04:48 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I invite #educators to share this report on #ai #sweatshops with their students - so far from #meta and #openai in Silicon Valley. Exploited, screening extremely traumatizing content, with no support - and lawsuits over the consequences.

11.12.2024 05:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cormac McCarthy’s Secret Muse Breaks Her Silence After Half a Century: β€œI Loved Him. He Was My Safety.” When he was 42, Cormac McCarthy fell in love with a 16-year-old girl he met by a motel pool. Augusta Britt would go on to become one of the most significantβ€”and secretβ€”inspirations in literary history...

www.vanityfair.com/style/story/...

01.12.2024 12:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cormac Country | Vanity Fair Cormac McCarthy would rather hang out with physicists than other writers. He doesn't do blurbs, book tours, or even Oprah. But with the publication of his blood-spattered new novel, No Count...

Otherwise all our enterprise is a creature of the fates and all our imagination and invention and care will not be enough to save us." Cormac McCarthy's inscription on The Passenger, given to Augusta Britt archive.vanityfair.com/article/2005...

01.12.2024 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"It’s my belief that the raw material of good art is human sorrow, and when that sorrow is another’s, one has the obligation to treat it with great care and dignity. But I also believe the one who is loved is placed under an obligation. To survive and bear these trials with grace and dignity.

01.12.2024 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Kasprzak (@mk@post.lurk.org) The Crypto Purse Manifesto Civilization is built on its fundamental inventions. We think of fundamental inventions and often refer to the wheel, or the sharpened blade. What is rarely mentioned is th...

The Crypto Purse Manifesto post.lurk.org/@mk/11185756...

01.02.2024 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The PANTONE colour of the year is Peach Fuzz and I hate it!

20.01.2024 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0