Vibecession Forever

What a fucking lunatic.

Someday, we will find out who elevated Platner before Katz, and mark my words, they will be someone incredibly shady and two-faced.

Something just doesn’t add up.

The Seinfeld episode ending is of course that it was his coke they found at the White House that time in 2023.

Yeah, something important to consider is that we haven’t gotten the GOP oppo yet.

They found a bunch of guys who misrepresented about John Kerry’s service due to an old grudge. This is child’s play.

I’m so tired of these people.

Kalshi:
BY WHAT DATE WILL THE U.S. BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS?
July 1: 23%
August 1: 38%
September 1: 44%
November 1: 50%
December 1: 87%

Joshua was racist [FULL]- Community S2E7 YouTube video by RizzTheJoey

Say what you want about him, I still think it was wrong of them to fire Platner for keeping a hidden trampoline on campus.

youtu.be/qQ0PE75Ttv4?...

The Republicans are obsessed with they/them.

I’m here today to talk to you about we/us.

Everyone *says* they want beautiful clothing that is made to last in factories that where workers make a living wage; but vanishingly few people are willing to actually pay for this stuff.

Private equity didn’t kill Toys R Us, Amazon did.

I am getting very tired of people blaming “private equity” for changing consumer behavior.

Private equity didn’t degrade the quality of the clothes you buy, ultra fast fashion and online shopping where you sort by low price, then buy clothes without ever actually touching them did that.

As someone who has used Claude, I think it’s funny they’re only just now realizing it has anxiety.

I would like to go back to a time when people just generally understood that sometimes other people know more than them.

It doesn’t mean those people are always right or anything, but it should be something that guides your thinking!

People get so mad and yell at big accounts for possessing nuanced, reasoned positions. It literally causes steam to shoot out their ears.

Yet accounts like Matt tend to get things more right than the shitposters. Stunning, I know.

The original version of this post was probably Peak Online Brain.

I do genuinely think we’re on a downslope from there’s writ large.

Gee, I wonder what happened at the beginning of 2025.

Seems bad

Unfortunately, that Luigi has a mansion so we know how the internet feels about him.

(It’s the same part of the brain that makes people say Luigi is great and we should abolish prison)

Imagine if a Democrat said this.

Remember how people let him win because they decided this was “cringe”?

It was a little weird all the dudes at that event were clearly super horny for her, right? I feel like we should at least acknowledge that was weird.

That was fun, I'm glad we all got to enjoy that together.

Man, we never get anything nice.

We've had an extremely rough year. Let us have this one thing, please.

This is one of the most Veep things I've ever seen happen in real life.

Why have none of her staffers stopped this?

This is the 2026 reboot of that woman who made the racist joke before getting on a flight.

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

I mean, what makes it an echo chamber is that posting "democrats weak and bad" gets you 10000 likes - which is also true of Twitter.

On the one hand, it's incredibly embarrassing that a commercial is why she was fired after everything else this woman has done.

On the other hand, I absolutely fucking hate that commercial and have seen it 10,000 times and could not possibly find this any more vindicating.