Dee Lomas

Accepted (even)…

I’ve excepted that I’ll probably never retire. I’ll be working right up until my funeral…probably using a days holiday for it…

Man I’m getting old.

I got outta bed this morning and had chest pains. I looked down and realised I was standing on my nipples!

Every morning when I wake up I tell myself the same thing…

Maybe tomorrow will be better…

Yeah…take that you criminal bastards!

My daughter: mum, am I adopted?

Me: no, not yet…

A wise doctor once wrote…

Cexgdebb jofeno famiyrmox oppotrcbyy it whh f mer bdeff ed dijrrji

The trouble with electing people who are simply not qualified to do their jobs is that, even in the face of the gravest situation that they’ve created, they sound like 14 year old boys playing an online war game.

This is real life & people are dying & Hesgeth, Trump & Leavitt sound excited by it.

Some people just need a kiss on the neck…

From a fvcking crocodile!

Yeesh

Of course they do. Their feet can hardly touch the pedals

Cut them some bloody slack…

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I just got fired from my job as a masseuse.

Apparently, I rub people up the wrong way…

Just had my house decorated by a retired pilot.

He didn’t do a very good job on the hallway or the stairs but the landing was perfect…

He can’t enlist. 53 doctors will certify that he has bone spurs genetically passed on from me.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT

There’s no money for anything except bombs and bullets and war.

So Fvck all of you

We’re surrounded by feckin cvnts and there’s nothing we can do about it.

I’m sorry but we former colonists don’t believe you can pick your own leaders or run your own countries.
That’s basically the fvcking message we are continually giving out.

Anyway we’ll bomb the fvck out of you,destabilise your country,create more people who hate us & move on to the next victim.

Just wanted to point out to Farage that 1 in 3 people in Clacton have been out of work for up to 3 decades. So what does that also tell us?

Tbh @therestpolitics.bsky.social (Rory Stewart) I’d be amazed if he could name three cities in the USA…

Just sayin…

This country is going broke. We are continually told we have to make more and more cuts and pay more and more tax so why are we subsidising for tax avoiding ‘ex pats’ to come back here?
They should be paying for all of it.

I don’t want a war. I didn’t vote for a war and yet here we are - the second Labour government in the last three decades (for the record there’s only been two) dragging us into a conflict we didn’t start.

I don’t fvcking want it.

Why can’t these Middle Eastern countries defend themselves? Don’t they have the means and wherewithal to do that?

Genuine question…

Can we have a proper debate on this in Parliament followed by a free vote?

Anyone with a half a fvcking brain could see this coming for the last few weeks if not months. They really should have got themselves out earlier.

Also (I want there to be no grey areas here) 99% of uk citizens in the Middle East are there to earn big money & pay no tax.
You want a helping hand out of a war zone when you voluntarily went into an unstable are of the world, the government should help but you need to pay for it.
Not my taxes.

People will interpret what I say here however they want to. I cannot control that.
But where are the horror stories of the hundreds of young girls killed by ‘precision’ bombing in Iran?
Innocent people - get killed in wars. If it’s not what you can stomach stop fvcking voting for this monsters.

Call yourself an immigrant and I hope you’re integrating nicely. And have a really wonderful day;-)

Are you ok?

New Truth Social post by the Orange One.

Correction to the recently launched Board of Peace. Now to be known as Bored of Peace.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.