“YES! BOMB EVERYONE! DESTROY EVERYTHING! Except that.” —Lindsey Graham
09.03.2026 07:40
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“YES! BOMB EVERYONE! DESTROY EVERYTHING! Except that.” —Lindsey Graham
Pardoned by Donald Trump, a SCOTUS-immunized terrorist.
There are big dollars in rich weirdo paranoia.
So glad I’ve hoarded so many barrels of oil over recent decades. It will be worth having had no room for us to live in our house, what with the 100s of big barrels.
But now it’s my time to shine! (somehow… will figure out asap...)
With your garage refinery, you’re all set, apart from the toxic fumes of course.
Eaten by his own power suit, the fate of many an 80s master of the universe.
And you only just now figure out that Donald Trump doesn’t bother to fully plan things?
Did all of us get here before you, Congressman?
It may not be roaring, but a lot is exploding and/or on fire. apple.news/A-27PbFoESzq...
Yes…or no. Or yes and no.
One of many points of similarity between Winston Churchill and Lev Parnas.
Umm…I’m not confident that any Florida district can do better than this, but. I’d advise them to try.
MAGA is an unsinkable rubber duck. Contain them. Defeat them. But they’re never leaving their cult. We’ll be wrestling with these chuckleheads until we die.
In our democracy, we have no role in the decision at all.
When Trump says to a crowd of misinformed dipshits, “I am you,” it’s the one time he’s not lying.
He’s a slide area with feet.
Fox News: “We regret showing outdated footage of Trump at the dignified transfer not wearing a baseball hat, thus failing to honor the fallen by informing our viewers that the hat, normally $55, is on sale at the MAGA merch store for $29.99 for a limited time only.”
She’s a good girl, loves her mama… youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A?...
That’s right, Dan, in GOP primaries the truth doesn’t matter. How many such primaries have you won because of this?
You lived by it, you die by it, m’dude.
Elon Musk, new head of Aryan Nations.
“Cap Snaffler included if you call now.”
Donald, if that’s all you wanted to do, you could’ve just shown up at a random grocery store to hand out cheese whiz samples nude. Granted you’d have blinded several in the immediate vicinity, but it still would’ve cost less.
The unthinkable situation brought about by a man who’s never thought before.
Then you’re under arrest, Peter. Thank you for your confession.
I figured it’d take at least 11 days, but clearly he has more pliable servants this time around.
That would be a bold look for you.
The trouble with that, Donald Jessica Trump, is that you never asked us if we wanted to pay it.
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
So sweet of Donald to bring my childhood memories back to life.
Or, if a God did send him, why would you worship them for it?
